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Most of them didn’t.

26.09.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bibi Netanyahu: β€œI felt like Ted Cruz.”

26.09.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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Fixed it.

#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

26.09.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

That was the threat.

26.09.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW: Jimmy Kimmel Live is returning to Sinclair Broadcasting.

26.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 10
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β€œNo taxes on tips for the Supreme Corrupts!” β€” Fat Satan

26.09.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
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Charlie Kirk could be placed on US currency under new House GOP proposal A pair of House Republicans are pushing to have Charlie Kirk memorialized on U.S. currency in the wake of his assassination earlier this month.

Their batshittery knows no bounds.

www.fox10phoenix.com/news/charlie...

24.09.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1180    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 313    πŸ“Œ 53
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Ossoff: "We have a president who's completely out of control, a crook engaged in unprecedented corruption, who's passing one of the most unpopular agendas in history. The public is turning against him. The opposition is motivated. We can win & we have to win, but we don't have the luxury of despair"

26.09.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4010    πŸ” 1250    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 61

Originally yes. But the tariffs hit and he adjusted his insanity.

26.09.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’― πŸ˜‚

26.09.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But it’s a pimp song. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

26.09.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€”πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

26.09.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😳😳😳

26.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œNO TAXES ON STRIP CLUBS!” β€” Fat Satan

26.09.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 7
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PSA: If you get one of these DMs and click the link, you’ll lose control of your account. It will automatically start sending out more of these, and you’ll probably be β€œselling” scam MacBooks next week. Beware 🚨

26.09.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 14
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Concerning …

26.09.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8145    πŸ” 3221    πŸ’¬ 571    πŸ“Œ 281
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This is supposedly a pic of Donald Trump's mother. I need someone to prove it isn't a pic of Donald in drag.

26.09.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1467    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 202    πŸ“Œ 18
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This is what unity looks like.

26.09.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15533    πŸ” 5157    πŸ’¬ 490    πŸ“Œ 301

Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.

26.09.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13247    πŸ” 2448    πŸ’¬ 581    πŸ“Œ 113
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New Epstein drop from the Oversight Dems has some interesting names in it πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€

26.09.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1395    πŸ” 582    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 55
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OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY

25.09.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11922    πŸ” 2847    πŸ’¬ 2064    πŸ“Œ 826

I don’t even like James Comey, but this is so wrong. Let’s start indicting Supreme Court justices who blatantly lied to Congress

25.09.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13090    πŸ” 3267    πŸ’¬ 613    πŸ“Œ 164

Tylenol has just released a study connecting Donald Trump with adultery, lying, rape, and pedophilia.

26.09.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5125    πŸ” 1282    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 50
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a close up of a woman with makeup on her face and the words `` well , how ' bout that ? '' ALT: a close up of a woman with makeup on her face and the words `` well , how ' bout that ? ''

It is him/her.

26.09.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now people will be forced to buy their medication in filthy black-market alleys. πŸ’Š

26.09.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 10
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Discovery is going to be fantastic, though.

We all saw this abuse of power coming. Multiple prosecutors (even Trump appointed ones) tried to stop the administration from making this mistake because there’s no case.

25.09.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3633    πŸ” 1060    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 21

Trump is desperately trying to frame β€œthe radical left” for everything that happens so that you all forget that he’s covering up the Epstein files to protect himself and the rest of the global pedophilic elite.

25.09.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2209    πŸ” 598    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 31
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Javier Milei β€œEl Loco”:
β€œAll I need is $20 billionβ€”less than half of what Elon paid for Twitter. For that, you’ll get Trump Tower Buenos Aires, and I’ll even throw in a 24-karat gold-chain chainsaw.”

26.09.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2
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If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

25.09.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 34823    πŸ” 8510    πŸ’¬ 1012    πŸ“Œ 349

Nope.

26.09.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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