Hoodlum 🇺🇸

Hoodlum 🇺🇸

@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Commentary • Satirical Emeritus

244,089 Followers 21,614 Following 8,412 Posts Joined Apr 2023
7 hours ago

We are a nation of 349M, yet one man decided to launch our nation into a reckless, illegal war without congressional authorization or counsel or the support of the American people. He didn’t think he had any duty to sell it or serve the people’s interests. This is why despotic rule is so dangerous.

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9 hours ago
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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1 hour ago

Citing senior official in Iran, CNN confirms that Iran offered to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, but only if you pay in Chinese yuan.

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Newsmax host calls out Hegseth for putting US pilots in danger with his unhinged rhetoric.

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Donald Trump is notorious for filing lawsuits at the drop of a hat. He's filed over 4,000 of them. Many for defamation.

But Donald *will not* sue Ted Lieu for defamation. Why? He's been told by lawyers that in defamation actions, truth is an absolute defense.

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18 hours ago

"If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives."
-W. R.

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13 hours ago
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DHS pick Markwayne Mullin once hired felon who illegally stored guns at work Sen. Markwayne Mullin denied knowing about the employee’s criminal record, but the employee says he did. A “cache” of weapons was found at Mullin’s business.

Trump's new pick to lead the Department of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin, employed a supervisor at his family plumbing business who illegally stored weapons and ammunition in an office safe in 2009.

The employee was previously convicted of felonies, barring him from owning firearms.

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4 hours ago

He was warned numerous times.

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Gen. Dan Caine, chairman of the Joint Chiefs, warned Trump striking Iran could prompt it to close the Strait of Hormuz with mines, drones & missiles. Trump acknowledged the risk but assumed Tehran would capitulate and the military could handle it if it didn’t. (WSJ)
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

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“Please watch my movie on Amazon Prime. I’m getting killed by these tariffs.” — Melania Trump

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I wonder if there was any way for them to foresee it would happen?

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6 hours ago

that’ll rally the base

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Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

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5 hours ago

In 2024 America elected:

• a pedophile & rapist

• a Russian asset

• a pathological liar

• a narcissist bent on revenge & retribution

• an overweight man decaying mentally & physically

• an intellectually incurious moron

• a man bent on destroying laws & the Constitution

This is the result.

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- A guard on duty when Jeffrey Epstein died, Tova Noel, will be called to testify in the Oversight Committee.
- Epstein’s own accountant, Richard Kahn, gave contradictory testimony this week about whether or not an accuser of both Epstein and Trump (Jane Doe 4) received a settlement from the Epstein Estate for abuse. He now says he cannot confirm or deny. 

It’s time for answers! It’s time to depose Trump in this case. 

TWO BREAKING DEVELOPMENTS IN THE EPSTEIN CASE:

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6 hours ago

Jeanine Pirro was only prosecuting Jerome Powell because Donald Trump was unhappy that Powell didn’t want to cut interest rates

The federal judge quashed her subpoenas because Pirro’s office had no evidence to show Powell committed any crimes

That’s the system working as it should

Pirro is a joke

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BREAKING NEWS: If you've been following this war, you know how bad this is as a matter of escalation into utter chaos.

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7 hours ago
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The money will go into a secret account in Qatar, never to be seen again.
www.wsj.com/tech/tiktok-...

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8 hours ago
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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

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13 hours ago

1. Trump launches a war against Iran.
2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members.
3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil.

If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.

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This is Jeanine Pirro answering one question today.

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More winning.

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8 hours ago

Federal Judge to Jeannine Pirro: 🔥

“There is abundant evidence that the subpoenas’ dominant (if not sole) purpose is to harass and pressure Powell either to yield to the president or to resign and make way for a Fed Chair who will.”

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10 hours ago
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For someone who was just in the Oval last week, this is getting ugly quickly.

@politico.com 🇩🇪
www.politico.eu/article/germ...

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Who wore it better?

#PedoPals

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8 hours ago

HustleBitch
@HustleBitch_
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🚨 SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT. 
WATCH HIM CLOSELY.

During his sit-down interview with Jake Paul, people noticed something strange.

Out of nowhere, President Trump suddenly shifts his suit awkwardly and abruptly.

Then later in the interview, the way he starts speaking sounds very unusual for him.

Some say it’s nothing.
Others are very concerned.

Be honest… what do YOU think is really going on here?

even The Hustle Bitch is asking questions

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Exclusive: Trump is preparing to replace Ric Grenell as head of the Kennedy Center | CNN Politics President Donald Trump is expected to remove Richard Grenell as head of the Kennedy Center, according to three sources familiar with the matter.

Trump is set to remove Richard Grenell as head of the Kennedy Center. His tenure was marked by high-profile cancellations as Trump remade the center in his own image via a board of loyalists, including Pam Bondi and Susie Wiles.
www.cnn.com/2026/03/13/p...

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Wut?

Every day is a different story.

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