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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 31925    πŸ” 5754    πŸ’¬ 359    πŸ“Œ 137
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The Middle East is on fire. Gas prices are soaring. Jobs are disappearing. Senile Satan is golfing again.

08.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10385    πŸ” 3961    πŸ’¬ 951    πŸ“Œ 330

Smart. πŸ‘Œ

09.03.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who thinks oil is coming down in price for years is fooling themselves. The US is taking out a major oil producer. Who's making money from this? Oil companies

When are we going to stop oil wars?

Get ready for gas prices to be really high for a decade, at least

I'm going to stay home, more

09.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1257    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 25

β€œI didn’t vote for THIS,” say the manosphere podcasters who simply had no way of knowing that Trump would lie about being a populist to get into office and then govern like a autocratic lunatic once in power, other than the fact that he did it for 4 entire years before that.

09.03.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3728    πŸ” 722    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 34
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ICYMI β€” Trump lied.

(From @bluegeorgia.bsky.social )

09.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1472    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 25
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Thom Tillis: I don't think Markwayne goes to the podium and repeats something that Stephen Miller says. I think Stephen Miller has demonstrated he, too, is out of his depth.

Jake Tapper: Do you think Stephen Miller should go?

Tillis: Of course I do.

08.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Every day I go to my mailbox looking for my $2,000 DOGE check, and just like the obituaries, I’m met with disappointment.

09.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 672    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Dow futures dropped 1,000 points as U.S. oil approached $120 a barrel to start the week. Senile Satan was right, we can’t take all this β€œwinning.”

09.03.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 991    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 24

Oil is not up because of just the war. It’s because Trump has been bat shit crazy in how he has been talking and has made no effort to lay the case out logically.

09.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2816    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 14
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It’s coming on Iran.

09.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2871    πŸ” 709    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 44

Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Iran’s supreme leader killed in a US-Israeli airstrike, will succeed his father as the next β€œSupreme Martyr.” Trump demanded approval rights over the selection, a notion Iran’s foreign minister rejected: β€œIf he doesn’t get approval from us, he’s not going to last long.”

09.03.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

In 2024, Donald Trump campaigned on two big promises: (1) he'd bring down gas prices; and (2) he'd not start any new wars.

In 2026, Donald Trump will cause gas prices to spike astronomically by starting a new war.

He's smartβ€”and trustworthyβ€”like that.

09.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1343    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 9

Fox showed footage of Biden looking at his watch 10 million times for months, but airs old footage of Trump rather than show him wearing a campaign hat he’s currently selling for $55 at the dignified transfer.

08.03.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3741    πŸ” 937    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 19
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Texas GOP Candidate Recreated MLK Assassination, Reviewed Shooter’s Rifle Brandon Herrera then shot the MLK target dummy at close range

Texas GOP Candidate Recreated MLK Assassination, Reviewed Shooter’s Rifle

Brandon Herrera then shot the MLK target dummy at close range

meidasnews.com/news/texas-g...

08.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 39

Voting to give Trump’s military more money makes Congress like those parents who buy guns for their clearly disturbed teen.

08.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

I was at first shocked that more people weren’t talking about how the US bombed a school full of girls in Iran, but then I remembered how little they pretend to care when American kids are killed in schools.

07.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7
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A US soldier has died from wounds sustained during an Iranian attack on an American base in Saudi Arabia, says US Central Command.

This is the seventh US service member to be killed since the beginning of the US-Israel war on Iran.

Al Jazeera's Heidi Zhou-Castro reports.

08.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 8

A wise administration wouldn’t start another war in the Middle East.

A competent administration wouldn’t bomb an elementary school full of children on day 1 of the war they started.

They are neither.

08.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5439    πŸ” 1099    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 25
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08.03.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1188    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 20
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The Middle East is on fire. Gas prices are soaring. Jobs are disappearing. Senile Satan is golfing again.

08.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10385    πŸ” 3961    πŸ’¬ 951    πŸ“Œ 330
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@covie93.bsky.social

07.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12012    πŸ” 3732    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 114
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Charlie Kirk wrong about a lot of things, but he really nailed this one. #NoWarOnIran

08.03.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 13

Lindsey is particularly blood thirsty for wars he won't be fighting or sending his kids to fight. It's all just a fun game of talking tough by a small man.

08.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2814    πŸ” 589    πŸ’¬ 269    πŸ“Œ 35
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β€œGroceries were so expensive under Biden.”

Remember, it’s not a cult. This is TDS. πŸ‘‡

08.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 706    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 5

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16986    πŸ” 3376    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 119
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Got me. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

08.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"... and what are you wearing, 'Kristi, from State Farm'!?"

#KristiNoem

08.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 5
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Does anybody really know what time it is?

08.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 4