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So according to Abbott, Texas Democrats are committing a crime because they want the districts that Texas Republicans drew up 4 years ago to stay the same until the end of the decade like every other state. Those evil Dems.

05.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2910    πŸ” 510    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 11

The screenshot of her tongue is real.

05.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯΄πŸ˜‚πŸ₯΄

05.08.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2970    πŸ” 479    πŸ’¬ 321    πŸ“Œ 53
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Phang: Good for Pritzker, good for Hochul, good for Newsomβ€”good for these other Democratic governors who are saying, β€œYou know what? F off.” We’re not going to let people in these other statesβ€”people who are under attack and trying to do the right thing for their constituentsβ€”go without support

04.08.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15520    πŸ” 4123    πŸ’¬ 310    πŸ“Œ 136

Damn them for all time for not caring that he’s a child trafficker.

05.08.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14159    πŸ” 2684    πŸ’¬ 284    πŸ“Œ 81
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And for the record, you can't redact nothing...

04.08.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2369    πŸ” 735    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 20
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Q: Why did you cut snap and health care research?

Rep. Flood: We do not have unlimited money in the United States.

[Crowd booing]

04.08.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15807    πŸ” 4600    πŸ’¬ 2018    πŸ“Œ 737
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β€œI won on groceries β€” very simple word: groceries. Now we’re going to lose the midterms. I have another simple word: cheating. We’re going to cheat like hell.”

05.08.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1509    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 16
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I thought this movement was supposed to be β€œAmerica First”?

04.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2561    πŸ” 666    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 48

Some Trump Wives/Epstein Connections

1st Wife: Ivana was Ghislaine Maxwell's close friend & was with her when she got schoolgirls' phone numbers.

2d Wife: Jeffrey Epstein was at Marla Maples' wedding.

3d Wife: Epstein said that the first time Donald and Melania had sex was on Epstein's plane.

04.08.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1633    πŸ” 626    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 37
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A friend of mine who lives in Austin saw this at a bar and said she had never been so offended by something she 100% agreed with.

04.08.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15471    πŸ” 2653    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 147
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And Trump took a $400 million jet. Next….

04.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 781    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 12
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I admit that it’s a usual motto.

04.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 586    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 16
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Nancy Mace: "It sounds like Hillary Clinton broke the law and should be in handcuffs."

04.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 937    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 560    πŸ“Œ 128
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Congratulations to Kellyanne Conway. She will be providing the new alternative job numbers.

04.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7578    πŸ” 1747    πŸ’¬ 586    πŸ“Œ 163
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Every day, the bleak and crazy United States comes up with a new reason for people in other countries to visit Canada instead.

04.08.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4655    πŸ” 1506    πŸ’¬ 460    πŸ“Œ 146
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Disgusting.

04.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 19404    πŸ” 5743    πŸ’¬ 3013    πŸ“Œ 908
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Donnie are you okay? Are you okay Donnie? You’ve been hit by a rude criminal. 🎡

04.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 695    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 9
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Except it’s real.

04.08.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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When The Onion is real news…

04.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1079    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 14

A huge gas station.

04.08.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy Mace is running her campaign out of a Wawa.

04.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 16
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Melania Trump did this to the White House rose garden so her husband couldn't bury her there.

03.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1918    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 34
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This is a guy who lies about all his numbers, from the size of his condo in NYC to his own height and weight. So it’s no surprise he wants to lie about economic numbers now.

04.08.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2713    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 37

Trump could claim that the moon was made of cheese.

MAGA would cheer.

MSM, β€œTrump suggests that the moon is made of cheese. CNN will feature Scott Jennings tonight to discuss if the moon is made of Swiss cheese or white cheddar”

04.08.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 5
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Nancy Mace announces her candidacy for Governor of Restroom Compliance in SC.

04.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1960    πŸ” 506    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 39
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Killing Democracyβ€”And Not Bothering to Hide It The assault is happening in plain sight, from the Epstein case to Texas reapportionment to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

"We’ve reached a new stage in the attempted authoritarian takeover of American democracy. It’s not just that the assault on the truth, the rule of law, a free society has picked up steam. The assault, from our own government, now proceeds openly and unashamedly."

www.thebulwark.com/p/killing-de...

04.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 11
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β€œHow about we throw in a $50K signing bonus?”

04.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 474    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 11

He’s ended public broadcasting, fired the jobs numbers person, banished news orgs from press conferences, silenced Colbert, and put a CBS censor in their newsroom. When somebody says he wants β€œmy people” to β€œsit up at attention” the way North Koreans do for Kim Jong Un, believe him.

02.08.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 608    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 7

If Russia leaks footage of women peeing on Trump, the US Surgeon General will be on Fox News 10 minutes later touting the medical benefits of golden showers.

04.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1290    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 18

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