@max-fall.bsky.social
They couldn't save me... ๐ข
04.11.2025 03:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My actual primary doctor sent me this message about my upcoming appointment for a potential autoimmune disease... Healthcare is a joke.
03.11.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Haven't won a career in Umamusame all weekend and my Blue Prince cursed run un-cursed itself so it didn't count. ๐
03.11.2025 00:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The government disproves of how much of my week was spent googling lupus... How are you?
01.11.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The face you make when you have a tummy ache because you broke into a cabinet and ate 200 treats...
31.10.2025 12:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I got a high score on the test!
Unfortunately it was a blood test and now my Dr needs to see me...
Do you think a weighted hoodie could fix me?
29.10.2025 11:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Target is really sorry you guys... And to prove it they will quietly roll out some new products that are expected to make them a bunch of money!
Aren't you happy now?
Had two crystal bracelets break within three days... I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.
20.10.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This is a soda I bought from the store and I'm mad at the government about it.
15.10.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Tell me you're autistic...
14.10.2025 23:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I made an illegal clown robot/squirrel pauper deck because I'm a very serious person.
08.10.2025 02:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Either that or a badly paid teacher is resorting to committing scams.
14.09.2025 20:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I keep getting bills from this doctor that I saw a year ago.
Went into the physical office and they confirmed I don't have a balance.
Okay cool, it's a scam, story over...
But no...
I had to go look it up...
The phone number belongs to a teacher who lives an hour away and is nearing retirement age.
Apparently @bsky.app hates pie... โ๏ธ
14.09.2025 16:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bug, Destroyer of Combos
08.09.2025 02:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That feeling when the combo pops off #mtg #ttcg
08.09.2025 01:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
04.09.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Taylor Swift just got an engagement ring estimated at $550,000...
I had to take out another credit card to pay for my root canal.
#Capitalism
Went to the dentist today because I finally have insurance...
I'm going to cry...
How am I supposed to afford this?
Blender: you can try your hand at it, but don't shove your hand in it.
03.08.2025 00:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0God, I forgot how boring jobs are... I got kinda used to spending my day on things I found meaningful.
16.07.2025 19:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Old gamers are valid gamers" #SGDQ2025
13.07.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The anxiety is starting to kick in...
10.07.2025 23:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
10.07.2025 23:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
#visiblemending
10.07.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Why would you name a doll that?
10.07.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Holy fuck! I got a job! Fucking finally!
27.06.2025 21:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Woke up to so much good news; personally and politically. I really needed this. โค๏ธ
25.06.2025 14:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
