Thanking the crossing guards for their service 🫡
Got the weekend off to a classic start with pizza nova for dinner pineapple and bacon
The dish washer is doing too much. Sloshing around for 45 minutes. All that. Come on man.
Another miserable day working from home. Wearing comfortable clothes. Surrounded by all the things I could possibly need. Little dog sleeping by me. Every day this nightmare. I yearn for the office
it's sad that there's so many people out there who just genuinely do not like their spouse bc every day i love my husband more than the day before and then the next day i love him even more than that
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 2,1958
It’s actually sunny today and the weekend’s calling for sun can I get a hell yeah
I love BC I just hate the rain is all
This cloudy grey weather sucks shit if I wanted this miserable winter I’d move to BC at least they have mountains to distract from the gloom
And credit to my wife she loved the new toilet seat 🚽
And all they’re excited about are the new night stand shelves
Lesson learned next time just do the 1 thing the kids want because that’s the only thing they care about
Thawed basement fridge
Hung up kids guitar
Fixed furnace vent
Fixed bathroom door
Hung artwork
Cleaned pantry and furnace room
Forgotten update bc I was rushing to surprise my kids with the mini home makeover since the kids are obsessed with HGTV home makeover shows:
Installed night table shelves in the girls bunk beds
Made chicken stock
Replaced toilet seat
Fixed dishwasher filter
Progress so far:
fixed stereo and replaced cable
Fixed dining room chair
Extremely rare day w no wife and kids so I am doing all the fixing, cleaning, organizing with no distractions and only existential dread as motivator 😰 💪🏽
Hobbling around the Christmas tree since I sprained my ankle
Smoking weed outside in your housecoat is either a sign of illness or being very cool
Keystone kops kangaroo kaper
Jimmy cha cha in the 86 firebird
Just came across this cute lil guy in the backyard and it was so chill
Love possums hate raccoons simple as
comments sections under youtube classic rock songs where you see posts like "im 12 years old and no one else in my class likes pink floyd but me" are a sacred space i deem The Nephew's Realm
Ooooo sick I love a kolsch
Cheers brother
I don’t buy into the marketing hype but I got these gummies made with some kind of nano technology and I’ll be goddamned
Friday can check
Cracking open my first cold one in a few weeks since recovering from COVID hell yeah brother
Go for a hike. Pretty much my go-to activity regardless of the season bc you can’t go wrong with walking 👍🏽
Can’t wait for the weekend you guys
That’s a good point thanks! I was considering staking but don’t have any long enough so tying to the top of the tent is a good solution