Fern Gulley

I wish I hadn't read the label. Fat free half and half is skim milk and corn syrup. An abomination.

I accidentally got fat free half and half. Granted, I didn't read all the words on the bottle after I saw "half and half" and that it was on sale. But I really didn't think this was a possible concern. What the fuck even is fat free half and half? How does this work?

Me walking a short distance in the rain: Good thing I always have my raincoat ready in my car, unlike all these fools unprepared for weather

Also me: Dammit, the rain is literally filling my ballet flats, I did not think this through

Well then the algorithm better learn better, because I close the app whenever it happens. I don't even follow skincare accounts or anything.

There should be a setting on all social media platforms where I can indicate that I never, never, NEVER want to see even a preview of any image or video that has anything to do with a gnarly pimple or anything remotely similar. This complaint brought to you by Instagram recommended reels. WTF dude.

I'm GMing at a small local convention next week where I'll know nobody but the guy who recruited me to GM, so we'll see how that goes. Usually I know at least a few people. I may only be there long enough to GM my two games.

If you're not sneaking homemade ganache and fresh fruit into the movie theater what are you even doing.

Plastic honey bottle: Do not microwave

Me: I can do it

Honey: This goes double for people who are sure they can do it right

Me: Sure I've melted the bottle every other time, but this time is different

Me: *microwaves honey in the plastic bottle*

Bottle: *predictably becomes horribly disfigured*

Current status: warming my hands by the dumpster fire of Robert F. Kennedy's confirmation hearing.

What's the drill here? Do we lurk and like? Do we revert to early Facebook style posts that we will smile and cringe at in a decade? Do we earnestly share nice little mundane things that make life nice? Do we forget we have the app and do none of the above? (That last one was me for two days.)