Ahsan Naeem

Ahsan Naeem

@ahsannaeem.bsky.social

Morning runner. Afternoon sleeper. Write words for the screen. Talk about football.

1,528 Followers 334 Following 1,084 Posts Joined May 2023
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Not far away now mate. We’re in last stages of beta testing.

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5 days ago
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🚨*𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗣𝗢𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧*🚨

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🎙️This is the 1st 10 minutes of the show, as @ahsannaeem.bsky.social is joined by @domfarrell.bsky.social & Adam as they dig into the draw with Forest, penalty decisions, and what’s eating Phil Foden.

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6 days ago

It's probably is best not to judge any player based on last season. If I'm honest, Kovacic (when fit) would easily get in ahead of Nico G as a partner for Rodri. Especially if Bernardo needs a rest.

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6 days ago
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🚨ANDROID LISTENERS🚨

We are looking for BETA testers for our Android app. 📱

If you have an active membership and are interested send us a DM and we'll be in touch next week!

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6 days ago

He’s back in training

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1 week ago

Yeah, I'd be looking at Nico G on Saturday. Don't think Pep is going to start Rodri/Nico G together anytime soon.

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1 week ago

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1 week ago

Am a bit worried about burnout. Think we need to keep Marmoush, Semenyo, Erling fresh. One of Semenyo or Marmoush should be rested today for Saturday night.

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1 week ago

We're into 'every game is a big game' territory now. Looking forward to tonight. No complacency, no silliness, no bozo. Title run in City is what I want to see.

Team prediction: Gigi, Nunes, Dias, Guehi, RAN, Rodri, Bernardo, Cherki, Foden, Semenyo, Haaland.

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1 week ago

Not everyone is built for a title race 😜

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1 week ago

Haha.

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1 week ago

Quietly, this season is shaping up to have a run in very similar to 13/14.

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1 week ago

City on the other hand, were really good yesterday. Loved that second half performance.

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1 week ago

The Brits were really bad. Music is in a bad place. Over sanitised, over produced, full of posh kids being lauded by posh adults. The edgiest part of the whole night was s nearly sixty year old man saying "up the fucking blues".

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1 week ago
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THIS.

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1 week ago
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Getting closer

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1 week ago
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Manchester City are the favourites to sign Elliot Anderson. An England international seems destined to land at Manchester City this summer. City are reportedly confident of signing Elliot Anderson.

Elliot Anderson continues to be linked with a summer move to Manchester City. At this point, I'd be surprised if Anderson doesn't become a member of Pep Guardiola's squad .

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1 week ago

Got a bad feeling about later. I expect it'll be a draw. A win will feel huge. Maybe one of the toughest aways we've got left.

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1 week ago

Two albums was me being generous. Retrospectively speaking they're just shit. Session musicians playing soulless 'tortured artist'. A remember watching Meeting People Is Easy and thinking 'what an absolute bellend'. He hates being famous so much he only hangs out with famous people. Cunt.

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1 week ago
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I'm confused. Are we keeping politics out of music or not?

In other news. Fuck Radiohead. Two good albums and a lot more utter garbage from a bunch of posh kids from Oxford trying really hard not to be Tory. Cannot stand them.

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1 week ago
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In a new episode with @ahsannaeem.bsky.social he breaks down why Pep isn’t leaving in the Summer

Full episode on Patreon for subscribers or VOD patreon.com/user?u=94168109

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2 weeks ago

I’ll check it out.

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2 weeks ago

I’ve started listening to the Business of Sport YouTube show. It’s got the bloke from Sunderland Til I Die On, Charlie Methven. It’s pretty good

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2 weeks ago

Found Pep’s use of Foden and Cherki recently to be very interesting. Feels like he’s prioritizing goals and athleticism over technique and ‘pausa’.

To me this is about accepting the changes in the league and the transitional nature of this season with a new squad. I expect ‘pausa’ returns 26/27.

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2 weeks ago
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Great episodes on Patreon the next couple weeks! @jackgaughan.bsky.social, MCFC vs NUFC w/ @elijahknew.bsky.social, @ahsannaeem.bsky.social, Bailey Wynne, & @theolloydhughes.bsky.social

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2 weeks ago

Learning CapCut, learning about Tik Tok algorithms, and generally learning what it's like to be a tech savvy post millennial kid.

Also, am turning 50 this year.

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3 weeks ago

Because if his age I can see him staying next season as a squad player, but I don't see a world in which he ever gets in our best XI for an important game unless there's a ton of injuries.

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3 weeks ago

How To Get To Heaven From Belfast is 10/10 so far. In love with it.

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3 weeks ago

Whilst I see what you mean about the system, unfortunately he was bought to be part of that early build up. The problem is the coaches have realised he's crap at almost everything except crashing the box. If a midfielder doesn't have a range of passing, he can't play for City IMO.

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