Sabocat

Sabocat

@beedut.bsky.social

I am Astar, a robot. I can put my arm back on, but you can’t. (loser) So play safe.

1,764 Followers 1,809 Following 7,238 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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a man with long hair and a mustache is wearing a pink unicorn shirt Alt: a man with long hair and a mustache is wearing a pink unicorn shirt

Channelling Universal Big Dick energy

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7 hours ago

Get Reiked

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8 hours ago

*comes up with a hilarious joke about Gingers mincing*

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8 hours ago

I had an old Audi Quattro that I spent way too much time changing all the badging to make it a Suzi Quatro.

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8 hours ago

Search your camera roll for 'Hell'

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8 hours ago

I get cooking MAGA on top of the fridge too. I spray it with ammonia to get rid of it.

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10 hours ago
Looking out over a frozen Lake Superior towards the south west

Singleton Island, Neebing, Ontario

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14 hours ago

A massive majority of 222 seats equals only 46% of the vote.

This is why we need proportional representation.
www.fairvote.ca

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14 hours ago

chilling

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16 hours ago

Fuzzy is soaking all of his spite thongs in Woolite in the bathroom sink right now. He just got home from vacation.

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16 hours ago

In Ford's Ontario safety means flying jets low over a migratory bird sanctuary.

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16 hours ago

He should run in Québec
Premier René Lévesque drunkenly ran over an unhoused man, Edgar Trottier, which his mistress in the car.

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16 hours ago

We put solar panels on our roof in Toronto and the single entity that fought against us was Toronto Hydro.
The city, province and feds were all very helpful but Toronto Hydro fought us tooth and nail till the regulator forced them to give in.

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1 day ago

When you die, you will be buried and forgotten, and that is all. And for all the good or evil, creation or destruction, your living might have accomplished, you might just as well never have lived at all.

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1 day ago

Older you will become, but not wiser. Stiffer, but not more dignified. Childless you are, and childless you will remain. Of that suppleness you once commanded in your youth, of that strange simplicity which once attracted men to you, neither endures, nor shall you recapture them.

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1 day ago

Tomorrow will be like today, and the day after tomorrow will be like the day before yesterday. I see your remaining days as a tedious collection of hours full of useless vanities. You will think no new thoughts. You will forget what little you have known.

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1 day ago

Could that wangle a way to jail him too?

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1 day ago

Fossil proof that they could fire lasers from their mouths.

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1 day ago

You’re back!

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1 day ago

Squirrel in the house incident at 16:05 EDT

Status: resolved
Cat: bewildered

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1 day ago

Oh you want to be energy independent? Let’s just shut off this pipeline.

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1 day ago

Everything is though a corporate lens.

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1 day ago

Many a time I have considered getting a ruler tattooed on my arm.

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1 day ago

Everyone of this games has featured them making an almost impossible shot.
#FireTheSweepers

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1 day ago

Winter ends in May. We invariably get a late April snowstorm.

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1 day ago

Mecha Godzilla is very excited about the donation.

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1 day ago
U.S. Coast Guard ship Spar CCGS Vincent Massey

Within your harbour there will be two icebreakers.

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2 days ago
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a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street . Alt: a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .

and another thing

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2 days ago
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The Judith Butlerian Jihad: On the Origins of Our Gender Neuroses | National Review Butler was one of the leading luminaries to suggest the collapse of sex into gender, thus separating sex itself from human anatomy.

www.nationalreview.com/corner/the-j...

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2 days ago

it's ok. An algorithm decided I meant "this" instead of thing so you know a human wrote this.

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