Jadzia

Ozzy will always be number one 🖤

when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest

i am also bitches

Die Nürburg am Nürburg-Ring während des 24 Stunden Rennens 2005

BMW M3 GTR von Schnitzer Motorsport auf der Nürburgring Nordschleife während des 24 Stunden Rennens

Dodge Viper von Zakspeed Motorsport auf der Nürburgring Nordschleife während des 24 Stunden Rennens

Genau heute vor 20 Jahren - 05.05.2005 - das erste Mal beim 24 Stunden Rennen auf der Nordschleife 😁

The fiancée and I enjoying out time on the USS Enterprise

A white background with two red stripes on the wall, and a shiny reflective tile floor. Two BMW cars stand side by side, one a normal car, the other painted like a race car. An anthropomorphic shark woman stands between the two, wearing two outfits half and half, one side being a normal dress and the other being a racing suit, holding a helmet under her arm.

Commission of my girl Kurai Umi I got from @hueleo.bsky.social 🩵

I love this so so much!!! <333

She's a professional racing pilot for BMW, and since I really love the E46 M3 GTR, I made it both the car she drives during races AND her street car!!

Two raccoons in a pink light

"Pink Pony Club

I'm gonna keep on
dancing at the

Pink Pony Club

I'm gonna keep on
dancing down in
West Hollywood

I'm gonna keep on
dancing at the

Pink Pony Club,
Pink Pony Club"

*pic is not mine*

a red car is driving down a street in front of a building that says district no. 15 ALT: a red car is driving down a street in front of a building that says district no. 15

NFS Most Wanted (the og)

yippee I'm not dead lmao. anyways let's go

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:

Share any scene that is pure cinema 🎥

Broadcasting the grooviest, intergalactic frequencies in the galaxy 💙💫 #housemusic #electronicmusic #starjunk95

The best thing I saw on Reddit today. Morn Lisa

#Morn #DS9

ain't down for me. hmmm

realest

screw it

An altered bluesky DM inbox screencap. There are three messages. The first two from predictably botlike scantily clad ladies, Alice and Sandra. Their messages read Hello my baby & Hello my honey The third is from Michigan J Frog, his cartoon pfp as you'd imagine, tophat in hand. His message reads Hello my ragtime gal.

Wow, what are the odds?!

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

thank you rancher raccoon

bro posts banger after banger

hell yeah

Merry Christmas from Zooey and me from the deep winter wonderland of Montana. It's a white Christmas too!

We woke early this morning to open presents with our family.

I could not be more blessed than to share this life with my wonderful wife and the family we've made.

@zoandbehold.bsky.social