@moondogtk.bsky.social
He/him, pine marten. pfp @https://bsky.app/profile/ljesak.bsky.social
mart on a bed of rose petals, looking at the viewer like the harlot it is.
Happy Valentine's! hope you didnt forget to get your resident woodland critter a gift,,,
15.02.2026 00:09 β π 967 π 232 π¬ 7 π 1
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14.02.2026 14:46 β π 391 π 104 π¬ 2 π 0HOLY GUACAMOLE THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN
14.02.2026 04:32 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0You may fascinate a furry by sending them media of animals the same species as their sona
12.02.2026 13:30 β π 975 π 410 π¬ 17 π 26
Commission for Valmont
13.02.2026 15:48 β π 1079 π 241 π¬ 10 π 1
13.02.2026 06:18 β π 861 π 324 π¬ 4 π 13
A news headline reads: "Monkey's paw defeated by autistic man's precisely worded wish". Underneath there is a stock image of a man wearing a plaid shirt crossing his fingers desperately. This is a Patreon subscriber post.
A cursed monkeyβs paw attempting to trap would-be wishers with cruel moral lessons has reportedly curled up and died after being thwarted by an autistic manβs many caveats.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/130764...
also this cool crop with a different editing approach :)
12.02.2026 04:13 β π 88 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0
it's 2026 year of apollo justice
28.01.2026 23:08 β π 810 π 375 π¬ 4 π 0
no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
12.02.2026 01:00 β π 33 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
I'm chiinsaw man
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BASED JACQUES
11.02.2026 21:38 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
11.02.2026 17:35 β π 316 π 50 π¬ 6 π 0
"Gifted & talented" autistic woman pissed she canβt star pupil her way through therapy Sad, despondent woman sitting on therapistβs couch while therapist sits opposite her in a chair holding a clipboard
Todayβs personal attack on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/149497...
11.02.2026 11:55 β π 203 π 42 π¬ 6 π 4
A female samurai gently holds a spirit otter weasel in her arms
A female samurai begins to embrace a very stretchy mustelid
The spirit mustelid demands belly rubs and the samurai must oblige
The spirit ferret sits calmly on the samurais outstretched arm
These little mustelid fellas are the highlight of Nioh 3. I love them so much
11.02.2026 02:50 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Iron Lung (2026)
10.02.2026 07:07 β π 252 π 74 π¬ 3 π 0
A yellow graphic with black text and red abstract marten heads advertises Mar-Ten, with the slogan "forget about mario day."
The day will be upon us soon. Martens can sign up for a free icon here: forms.gle/zvuDwW7ubkhD... They will be delivered the week prior. #marten #martenday #furry
10.02.2026 05:26 β π 172 π 76 π¬ 3 π 1
rodney dangerfield
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
10.02.2026 17:06 β π 8389 π 1763 π¬ 16 π 38sounds about right
10.02.2026 22:09 β π 40 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
a banger that isn't in english
youtu.be/1rWvb_BqDaw
09.02.2026 23:06 β π 4158 π 583 π¬ 30 π 14
Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as βtri-biβ: βBisexual, bilingual and non-binary.β
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08.02.2026 23:52 β π 14368 π 4468 π¬ 98 π 332Current trail camera footage of a Pine Marten (Martes martes) at a site in north Co. Tipperary. The Irish name for the Pine Marten is 'Cat Crainn', meaning 'tree cat'.
This native Irish species provides many ecological benefits, including helping to control the non-native invasive Grey Squirrel.
painty full for @pel.bsky.social , tysm ;w;
09.02.2026 16:38 β π 784 π 162 π¬ 3 π 1
A tiny stoat in the snow who seems to be laughing his lil heart out
Why is the mustelid community so attached to one another?
Because they all 'be long'
40 dollar bet made early last year turned into 2400 dollars
09.02.2026 04:17 β π 504 π 23 π¬ 14 π 0
Raphael says βwow a demon babeβ and someone else says βitβs a demon, Raphael, a demonβ
this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario
08.02.2026 15:26 β π 2747 π 715 π¬ 42 π 64
