gorditomarkito @gorditomarkito

19.09.2025 13:58 — 👍 88 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

13.08.2025 18:33 — 👍 3253 🔁 368 💬 55 📌 17

This *privilege

13.08.2025 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will gladly accept this job!!

13.08.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need a barber like this in my area. 🤤👀

11.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Finally, a new angle 😌

25.07.2025 19:13 — 👍 267 🔁 23 💬 8 📌 1

Glad you like. 😘😘

27.07.2025 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im ready 😛

27.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hmmm, just 2? We can do more 😜

27.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I’m ready!! 🤤🤤

27.07.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll gladly be next for this. 🤤

27.07.2025 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@edt3ch.bsky.social got a mouthful this morning.

Who’s ready to take another?

27.07.2025 20:10 — 👍 178 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 1

It’s funny because I’ve seen so much hate online for it, but I’m like…chonky boi with extra wings!?!? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I love it and I honestly can’t wait.

27.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course!! I’m ready for ya

27.07.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😍🤤 Lo quiero

05.07.2025 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

05.07.2025 03:00 — 👍 97 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

Will my mouth work? 😛

03.07.2025 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ass Thread 🍑

See a butt, quote with a butt.

📸: @edt3ch.bsky.social

03.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 60 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

On my way!!! 😛

02.07.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

37 years around the sun and still having fun!!

I think I’ll go buy myself an icee.
You can send noods. 😛

#HappyBirthdaytoME

02.07.2025 16:56 — 👍 97 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0

Except I’m 35+2, but same difference!

02.07.2025 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg!!! We are birthday buddies!!

Happy Birthday!!

02.07.2025 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man wearing glasses and an apron with the great canadian baking show written on the bottom ALT: a man wearing glasses and an apron with the great canadian baking show written on the bottom

02.07.2025 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re the IT admin watching me through the camera, this is what you see.

What’s your next move?

Hint: you will get under my desk and answer all my requests. 😉

01.07.2025 14:53 — 👍 74 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

homer simpson is sitting in a car holding the steering wheel ALT: homer simpson is sitting in a car holding the steering wheel

01.07.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#TittyTuesday, and last day of work before vacation begins for me. 🤭

Can these next 8 hours go by super quick? Thanks!

01.07.2025 13:50 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🤤😍

17.06.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please!?!!? I need a distraction from work.

16.06.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My first MTG starter kit! Bought mostly because I love FF, but we are gonna stick through and learn how to play.

Watch out nerds, I’m coming 😘

15.06.2025 20:54 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Father’s Day to me!!! 🥰🥰

Enjoy the last 30ish seconds of my gift from @edt3ch.bsky.social. He knows what daddy needs.

15.06.2025 19:43 — 👍 122 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 1

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