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@merovingians.bsky.social

Extremely Online medieval archaeologist. Stubborn electoralist, your fave needs a primary. Gerontocracy hater. 🌹DSA for my sins. ADHD. He/Him. #nomoresenators

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twitter *is* real life to the modern right and it is the source of much of our misfortune.

24.01.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

you can do nasty things with a properly sharpened trowel, for the record

24.01.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there are a couple of infant burial grounds found in the former roman empire - not it in the vicinity of brothels, for the record - that some conspiratorial fraud found out about and started a viral meme

24.01.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh No you DON'T go messing with archaeology you fucking clown

24.01.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's cool that so many people in positions of power and influence were so negatively polarized by "wokeness" that they convinced themselves that there was an actual debate about who wanted to erase history and the "wokes" were on the wrong side bsky.app/profile/arch...

23.01.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4896    πŸ” 1219    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 23

The Minneapolans (?) found the

24.01.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

You're not being hunted by us. You're being hunted by THE ENTIRE CITY OF MINNEAPOLIS

24.01.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 846    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

I don't think we should have a government kidnapping agency

24.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3433    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 6
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Stage 1: β€œIt’s unsinkable.”
Stage 2: β€œUkraine doesn’t have the means to sink it.”
Stage 3: β€œIt’s sinking.”
Stage 4: β€œIt sank, but it was a storm.”
Stage 5: β€œUkraine should pay us for sinking it.”

24.01.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

This is one of those things that in another administration couldve been a months long scandal if the media wanted it to be. call it AgentGate. What did Bondi know and when did she know it? Weeks of opinion pieces etc etc.

24.01.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1140    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

I will vote for whichever candidate promises abolition and trials

24.01.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Colorado Republicans having convinced themselves that they live in a red state feels much different than the delusions of CA or NY Republicans. I think that a lot of it is because Cory Gardner won the senate election in 2014.

24.01.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
r/mesopotamia
u/mesopotamianpeasantfarmer
I. FUCKING. HATE. FARMING.
RANT
The hunter-gatherers stand around my fields and and shout go wheat boy go
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r/mesopotamia u/mesopotamianpeasantfarmer I. FUCKING. HATE. FARMING. RANT The hunter-gatherers stand around my fields and and shout go wheat boy go 149 views

24.01.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1791    πŸ” 371    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 14

At this point I should add that during Liberation Day, Trump imposed reciprocal tariffs on the Heard and McDonald Islands, which only has penguins.

24.01.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Jasmine Crockett is a clear political talent, one of the best public communicators in the House, and would be a great House Judiciary Committee Chair or even House Majority Leader. I don't think she could win a statewide race in Texas, and her campaign has not given me confidence otherwise.

24.01.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

good man!

24.01.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lean R vs Paxton imo

24.01.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

real ones remember Devin Nunes[' Cow]

24.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS keeps trying and failing to unmask anonymous ICE critics online Community watch groups have a playbook to keep ICE away from subscriber information.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

24.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

WE ARE NOT DESCENDED
FROM FEARFUL MEN

24.01.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Talique bro she's cooked

24.01.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"give free stuff to exurban agribusiness" bro we are being ruled by a class of reverse-pharaohs, incredible bit

24.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns

Murder will out. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/u...

24.01.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Something I have previously encountered with particularly clownish authoritarian governments elsewhere.

24.01.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we’re gonna have to double the capacity of bar discipline committees in reconstruction ii

24.01.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the subtext on a lot of the Insurrection Act stuff is that ICE recruitment is not going particularly well, they need bodies, and they keep getting no-sirred by the courts on National Guard

24.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1320    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7

we'll give the upper peninsula to canada as reparations

24.01.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Der Spiegel headline: Der ICE-Kommandant im Nazi-Look
Martialisch und effektheischend, so tritt ICE-Kommandant Gregory Bovino gern auf.

Der Spiegel headline: Der ICE-Kommandant im Nazi-Look Martialisch und effektheischend, so tritt ICE-Kommandant Gregory Bovino gern auf.

I didn't say it. The Germans did.

23.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5874    πŸ” 1913    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 114

I'm reasonably confident we will be able to get more than one 2028 contender here after another two years of this shit.

24.01.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant

24.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

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