@zalp.hammockc.at
famous internet shitposter and non-famous pro wrestler they/them or perish boston pp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/407027
someone told me to "have a night" the other day
22.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0come hang out once we clean our apartment
22.07.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yes that's me
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19.06.2025 01:05 — 👍 1455 🔁 282 💬 21 📌 53
oh no i hope hes ok
01.07.2025 09:07 — 👍 440 🔁 191 💬 6 📌 1put me in coach
29.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Henry hatsworth. was that on ds? I think so
29.06.2025 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you think the boys on the Group W bench ever explored each others bodies
25.06.2025 13:01 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0successful tactical strike on Piss Kroger, the forbidden Kroger that only sells piss
08.06.2025 14:17 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0the sequel to FUCK & SUCK MYSELF
06.06.2025 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0![An ad for Dr Squatch "Sydney's Bathwater Bliss", a real soap made using Sydney Sweeney's bath water. The ad says "only 5000 briccs [of soap] made" and claims "THESE WILL SELL OUT". I cannot, and will not, believe that. References to sale dates are censored because I WILL NOT be a part of this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tm2dez5decpfnjmvldmq6twy/bafkreic6n7z4s372lgcpz2ymaldz257566lbcbt3qjjvqqr5bjfvx5wcpm@jpeg)
An ad for Dr Squatch "Sydney's Bathwater Bliss", a real soap made using Sydney Sweeney's bath water. The ad says "only 5000 briccs [of soap] made" and claims "THESE WILL SELL OUT". I cannot, and will not, believe that. References to sale dates are censored because I WILL NOT be a part of this.
More information on the soap. If bathwater wasn't enough to entice you, you'll be happy to know that it also features Pine Bar Extract and "Smells like: Morning Wood". It also has a medium grit for when you really want to get that dirty water into your skin. God is dead and we have sold him.
...huh
05.06.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
the first conspiracy.
22.05.2025 15:08 — 👍 14801 🔁 2579 💬 88 📌 54can i
can i play this game
i put my condoms on just like everyone else, one ball at a time
26.04.2025 22:44 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0do you think undertale is still installed on the papal gaming rig
26.04.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo
08.04.2025 09:21 — 👍 2828 🔁 312 💬 40 📌 28Guided meditation is just sissy hypno for dorks.
07.03.2025 02:57 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Japanese curry, Vermont flavor
It sounds like this
07.03.2025 00:33 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 2getting railed to the soothing melody of Pennsylvania 6-5000
05.03.2025 13:19 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0my first book, GARFIELD IS ALLOWED TO SAY IT, coming soon from University Press
12.11.2024 19:59 — 👍 158 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0my piss!!!!!!
05.03.2025 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0barrel chested (because he ate a barrel)
03.03.2025 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. Great rapper Kendrick Lamar is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says: “But Doctor… I am Drake.”
03.03.2025 22:29 — 👍 805 🔁 179 💬 7 📌 3
The same 3d smiley as earlier in this thread, but cropped closer to barely fit his eyes and mouth in frame.
11.02.2025 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he's the guy you've been waiting for...
11.02.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An unpleasant 3d smiley face winning and pointing.
11.02.2025 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
