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@iluvtacos0822.bsky.social

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435 Followers  |  168 Following  |  84 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023  |  1.6257

Latest posts by iluvtacos0822.bsky.social on Bluesky

Voices in my head need to shut up.

23.03.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the hottest girl you know is falling asleep right now

22.03.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6
Post image 22.03.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6852    πŸ” 827    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 32

Broken and not sure how to fix myself.

22.03.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel so lonely sometimes

12.03.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Absolutely

11.03.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. I have my boat coming to pick me up later to disappear if you wanna join.

10.03.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not very hungry. Just one spaghetto for me, please.

10.03.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes they just don't like your half of a face.

10.03.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Disappear. No one cares anyways.

10.03.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I don't watch Severance" is the new "I've never seen Game of Thrones."

07.03.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

I wish

07.03.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sitting with the music

07.03.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t sleep like a baby. I sleep like a stressed-out senior who forgot to pay the bills and is now dreaming about being chased by a giant to-do list.

07.03.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

He died doing what he loved, a shit ton of cocaine.

07.03.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it too early for a nap?

07.03.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve got 99 problems, but 98 of them can be solved with coffee and faking my own death.

06.03.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2

Haha thanks!

07.03.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmhmm

07.03.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I am a fucking child of the 90's but not like a fucking Pokemon child, more fucking immature young adult child

07.03.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many mental health walks until I’m cured?

04.03.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Alone in a crowded room.

07.03.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Friday, you fuckbags

07.03.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*follows you back* ok now what

06.03.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 1

I reserve the right to take back a fuck once given.

07.03.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

Think I’ll start a new life here.

07.03.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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