Pooge

I hate myself for this.

Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

the Nintendo Switch 2 price sucks

Si, come over

It's why I love my espresso machine. You spend a good amount on the machine, but it saves you so much expensive coffee runs.

Although I still love my local coffee shops chai, they got the good stuff. Worth it.

Maybe their model is to charge by the calorie... which is fricked up, but the evidence is right there 💀

Thinking about the time at a sleepover, my friend and I were gonna say up the whole night. She saw me as a pro and asked what tricks we could do to stay up. I proceeded to list the perfect advice to get sleepy. I genuinely confused the advice from one for the other.

I've never fallen asleep faster.

Smudge, from below, looking down.

Smudge wants to know what the heck you're doing down there

Seriously tho someone hire me please

I feel like Amazon groomed us cause tell me why I had drill bits in my cart when I had a perfectly good Home Depot gift card I could use for it. 🤡

I also realize that there is definitely a better quality of stuff for the same prices that amazon provided, so why tf are we even playing this game?

Google's AI overview from the search "phrases like butter my biscuits" Here are some similar sayings to "butter my biscuit": Peanut butter and jelly: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together Salt and pepper: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together Milk and cookies: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together Slap my ass and call me Charlie: A variation of "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" Well sit on my face and call me Bernard: A variation of "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" Eat crow while it's still warm: A country saying that means it's easier to admit you're wrong when you do it quickly Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope: A country saying that compares the difficulty of getting a politician to do something good to poking a cat out from under a porch with a rope Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even: A country saying that compares two wrongs to making something even "Butter my butt and call me a biscuit" is a country saying that's used to express surprise.

doin' real great over at that search engine place

query was "phrases like butter my biscuits"

"This isn’t the kind of thing we normally cover, but we don’t quite trust the U.S. media to tell this story accurately."

So real for that

People talk about modern web frameworks and minimalist web frameworks.

Where are the impressionist, bauhaus, and renaissance web frameworks?

could never be full of love and whimsy i’m too much of a hater

Lucy from Twin Peaks

Isabelle from Animal Crossing

Nooooooooo 😭😭😭

Why stop at 1 pair? I have my daily and slowly collect different styles from zenni or wherever cheapest

But fr it's hard to pick sometimes, and I will happily help anyone with the conundrum

Ok, I've used app blockers to minimize doom scrolling in the past. But to not have the apps at all anymore? This is a whole different feeling... I like it

Take back your attention.

Comic of two chameleons on a branch, surrounded by leaves. One is progressive pride flag colors, one is green. Green one says “why are you so determined about holding on to hope?” In the next panel the other says “because that’s the thing they want to take from us most of all”

Hang in there, babes
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

You are in my thoughts. I empathize immensely. My poor kitty left us this past week, only 10 years old.
Pictures and videos show me all the love and happiness he had before illness got him, and it has helped the most. But it's still so hard. Keep your loved ones close... hugs your way 💜

It came to me that every time I lose a dog or cat, they take a piece of my heart with them. And every new dog or cat who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough, all the components of my heart will be dog or cat and I will be as generous and loving as they are.

I loved my time on TikTok. one thing no other platform will ever top was the AI voice changers. What a hilarious and creative way for people to make content but keep their own voice private.

Also, one of the only good uses of AI in today's climate

People need to stop giving their 80+ year old parents technology they don't need. I feel like it only confuses most of them. They've lived this long without it, they'll be fine.

People who have deleted their meta accounts... how is it going? Are your circles following suit?

...asking for a friend...

Now I don't want to >:(

Since whennnnnnn??? I've had only DM notifications on cause even server messages get too much 💀💀💀

WOOOOOOOOOO