Wakka Wakka

Add for JOI milk that’s features a woman with a milk mustache and says “enjoy the taste … get started with JOI”

Uh theres a new nut milk brand called JOI and I’m not sure who needs to be fired

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Technically speaking, nightmares are dreams. 🤷‍♂️

But also, "so what" if more people do it? Good for them.

Sqweeee! 😊

Elon Musk’s Big, Dumb, Stupid War: A South Park-esque Saga of Crybabies and Space Nerds

In what can only be described as a tantrum fit for Cartman himself, Elon Musk—the self-proclaimed genius who made Teslas, Twitter, and terrible baby names—has taken to his beloved platform to announce

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Egg bread

Rye bread. (Should have got more color. Maybe I'll egg wash it and give it some time in a fast oven)

Pastrami from yesterday.

Salmon is done

Salmon just starting to smoke

So, Cub's house brand has both club soda. AND seltzer water. I bought both so I could do a comparison taste test, but....

What do I use as a palate cleanser?

Curing salmon to make lox for this weekend, but cooked the trimmings and served with a dill-mustard-gin sauce.

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That's a lotta pasta.

Now I'm just thinking about how many chicken nuggets I could get at McDonald's for $200....

Sooo crazy pretty 😍

I was talking to someone about Fiona Shaw yesterday - how she looks exactly like she should be named Fiona Shaw. ❤️. Love her.

Chicken galantine and pom annas

One of the first things that made me fall in love with cooking was watching Jaques Pepin galantine (completely debone) q whole chicken.

But I've never tried it until now. Chorizo stuffing for it.

🤷‍♂️a friend of mine sent me the same thing. 🤣🤣

Your latte art putting me to shame!