DanGrutz

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Episode 6 is my favorite!

It’s just wrong when the villains are handsome AF and smoking hot. I usually don’t put goats in that category. 😉

They are too strong for sports but too weak for the military?!?! Give me a fucking break.

No bad thing has ever happened to anyone because of a trans person.

How do you feel about eating something similar 🍆? Shaped like a banana but shouldn’t have the same adverse effects.

Personally I prefer flexible roles. I understand many people have a role they prefer but I prefer versatility. 😉

How obvious do you have to make it before they get the idea? I’ve found sometimes you just have to spelt it out.

Still think fondly of that trip.

One of my guilty pleasures over the last 2 years is gay werewolf romance. gay shifters in general, there are werebears, dragons, various birds, meremen etc. 😱🥰

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Feliz cumpleaños!
Maligayang Kaarawan!
Buon compleanno!
Grattis på födelsedagen
Lá breithe shona!
La Mulţi Ani
Feliz Aniversário!
Joyeux anniversaire!
Boldog születésnapot!
Fijne verjaardag!

No matter how you say it, I hope it's a great one!

Mrs. K
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Feliz cumpleaños!
Maligayang Kaarawan!
Buon compleanno!
Grattis på födelsedagen
Lá breithe shona!
La Mulţi Ani
Feliz Aniversário!
Joyeux anniversaire!
Boldog születésnapot!
Fijne verjaardag!

No matter how you say it, I hope it's a great one!
💝

Got room for one more?

I’ve got an edible for you!

Pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's really really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I never thought when I voted for the face eating leopard that it would eat my face!

I think the only person who can top themselves would be Reed Richards. He could potentially bottom for Johnny and top Johnny at the same time.

Sometimes I’ve got too much time to think about weird shit like this. 🤔🙄

And then you wouldn't stay the night but said you'd be back in the morning. The princess and the pea has nothing on your "delicate" sleeping habits that have no room for cuddling. I'd do it again, in a heartbeat.🥰😘

I still think about my first trip to Baltimore back in 2020 just before COVID hit. Meeting you and Eddie face to face for the first time, meeting your sister and then wondering if I was going to have to hit you over the head to get you to realize I wanted you to head back to the hotel with me.🤔

Backpacking south of Yosemite with firefighters from Pasadena FD

I did my field internship for paramedic school with the Pasadena fire department. Made some very good friends there and we went back packing for years afterwards. The question is, which one is me?

haven't seen you in a while and OMG you are handsome AF.😍💝

So glad to hear things are going well.

Grow old along with me.
The best is yet to be!
The last of life for which the first was made.
-Robert Browning💝

I’m pretty sure the only thing that Marjorie Trailer Greene can crush is a beer can between those thunder thighs.

I’d spend time getting lost in all that wonderful body hair.
Lips and tongue will make sure that furry ass is warm, wet and ready before I slide into your velvet tunnel.

President Biden immediately mobilized FEMA for hurricane and disaster relief in red state, even the ones that voted to reduce funding for FEMA.

I’m fucking dead. 😂😂😂😂

Orion, won’t you give me your star sign
Orion, get up on the skyline
I’m high on my hill and I feel fine
Orion, let’s sip the heavens’ heady wine.
-Jethro Tull “Orion”

Looks like it’s going to be a race to the bottom between Nancy Mace and Majorie Trailer Greene.

Most people only know it as the pejorative because of the way it’s used by so many but I used to retard the timing on my car. Retard in music means a slowing from the Italian ritardando. Other words that have been misappropriated are an English cigarette and a bundle of sticks. Context matters.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m a certified idiot. 🤨

On the night that Ernst Roehm died voices rang out
In the rolling Bavarian hills
And swept through the cities and danced in the gutters
Grown strong like the joining of wills

-Al Stewart "Last Day of June, 1934"

What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?