Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
life lessons
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
Me calling the office: I can't come into work today, my grandpa just died
Boss: what? you've already used that excuse twice. how many grandpas do you have??
Me: [turning on my grandpa cloning machine] plenty
We all have that one friend who says "caw! caw!" and then snatches a hot dog off your plate and flies away
If I had a nephew who was a potential usurper to my throne I would simply disappear him into the oubliette
Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear
I lived rent free for three months by pretending to be very bad at an escape room and refusing to leave
I told the mushrooms what you did, good luck trying to benefit from the mycorrhizal network this summer you bastard
now they must agree on a system of self-government, allocate available resources to the greater good, and assign consequences to those who opposed the eventual victors
I like good art and I won't give unearned credit to stories that are diverse/progressive but absolutely terribly made. but i will easily trade 'super realistic detail down to the unexamined misogynistic blood libel presented as real!' for 'unrealistic vague oldtimes but it's feminist and queer'
fear street 1666 >>>>>> the vvitch
I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...
*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
as an elder of this coffee shop (jobless, got here this morning) I kind of hate seeing the vibes change as the newbies file in (remote workers, dog owners)
I will build my following the same way I always have: saying underconsidered shit that would get me fired from most email jobs
I've never posted this here!
As an artist I paint with watercolors, acrylics, and sometimes thread.
Designed and embroidered by me 💚
Look at the fantastic #Suyao commission I just got from @ruri_lulli / @LuceZozzerie ! Go follow her, her art is so good and she's wonderful!
Aaaah, I need to continue my thread so I can write Su She and Jin Guangyao being even more in love and sweet with each other like here 🥰
attempting an intro: call me Vic. I write fanfic, most frequently for #MDZS; it can be found under gloriousmonsters on Ao3. King of SMS/LXC, fervent supporter of JGY/SMS.
I also write weird original fiction & poetry. I like botany, horror, and trying to be a little better all the time.
Same here, I've been getting back into the fandom after a couple years away and discovering I'm still as obsessed with this ship as ever lol
Mushroom🍄 Stained Glass
#fungifriends #Mushroom #Art #StainedGlass
these are all delightful and also su minshan's is cracking me up because I have written a fic where he walks in on jgy with a corpse, covered in blood, and his reaction IS 100% 'well if you say you didn't do it you didn't. want me to dispose of the body?' 😂
Fanfiction etiquette is incredibly simple, actually. Don't like it, don't read it. No one is forcing you to, which is why it looks ridiculous to complain about it, especially if you were content warned. AO3 tags + "exclude" is one of the greatest reading tools ever. Use them properly and voila!
I don’t want to “do my best” I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows
this is SO beautiful I love the composition
To the ends of the earth with you
Day 1: faith (plus undying loyalty, heheh) #MDZSRarepairWeek2024
#suyao #suminshan #sushe #jinguangyao #mengyao #mdzs #modaozushi #mdzsfanart #魔道祖师 #苏瑶 #grandmasterofdemoniccultivation
Getting a ouija board so I can send mushroom pics to the dead homies
Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
