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self-proclaimed pop-punk musician 16 (17 on 4/3/2026) chris and luci got me addicted to dandy's world help #DefendCrabcore DNI if bigot, NSFW (suggestive okay, full-on porn bad), far-right zealot, & AI "art" banner by me linktr.ee/jakeainthere

10 Followers  |  20 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 29.02.2024  |  1.4966

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based on a true story

02.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when your screenshots and terribly made shitposts you made in like 2 minutes get more attention than the actual art you dedicate hours into

02.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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DO NOT GOOGLE "CREED'S ORIGINAL NAME"

26.01.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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something about these covers have things to them that i can't describe but it's what makes them go so hard

09.01.2026 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
JakeAintHere - Profile | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Just a little note (because I haven't touched Bluesky in a while): I have an AO3 account now! Visit here: archiveofourown.org/users/JakeAi...
sometime i'll list it in my linktree

09.01.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i do think epstein was killed but i don't think it was hillary

30.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not to mention he's wearing a crown in that video
so like
he's basically proving everyone's point that he is, if not *a* king, king-adjacent

30.10.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kevin

30.10.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low

Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low

alex

11.06.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know they didn't do this in one night

11.06.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how come i find all time low's early material better than their most recent releases wtf

11.06.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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if dean was in everybody hates chris

20.04.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AAAHGGHAHGAGAHAAAA JAKEAINTHERE CAMEO/lh

20.04.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Celebrate 10 years of chipspeech with us! Now permanently priced at just $75. plogue.onfastspring.com/chipspeech

17.01.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

there's worse, dean. there's a fucking moron in one of my classes who says stupid shit like "hillary clinton killed epstein"
and stupid shit being confidently said JUUUST makes my blood boil :)
life is awesome in north carolina

24.03.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Section from the infobox on the Wikipedia article for the United States shows that the US Declaration of Independence was put out about 249 years ago...

Section from the infobox on the Wikipedia article for the United States shows that the US Declaration of Independence was put out about 249 years ago...

...and an excerpt from an answer from Gemini about how long an empire lasts.

...and an excerpt from an answer from Gemini about how long an empire lasts.

jesus christ

28.02.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to cut work on The Storm so I can make and release some EPs
because i think immediately releasing an album when people don't even know who tf you are is an inherently dumb idea.

04.01.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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reposting this from my twitter

21.12.2024 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

pablo honey is a good album

05.12.2024 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm probably not gonna deactivate my Twitter but I might private it and/or leave it to die in the sea of shit after what was once my own little island of paradise got turned into a cesspool for right-wing nutjobs to glorify sugar daddy annoying orange

05.12.2024 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what people don't see is that revalver by headrush is actually fucking awesome

24.11.2024 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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going to try to stay off of twitter for as long as i can, mandatorily for like a week or so
too many far-righters have infested that site like kudzu in the east coast :(
but hey i can share something funny from there

17.11.2024 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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who are they
wrong answers only

17.11.2024 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE RUMOR COME OUT: does bruno mars is gay?

10.11.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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haven't used bsky in forever
oh well, here's guilded shenanigans

10.11.2024 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the

29.02.2024 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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