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@decimace.bsky.social

Do not make any sexual jokes or comments about me. pfp by @barking-sandwich!

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Latest posts by decimace.bsky.social on Bluesky

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOLDY!!!!

06.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3.5 TOMORROW HOLY SHET!

09.08.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
https://pastebin.com/qN3Q6FVU

https://pastebin.com/qN3Q6FVU

Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.

01.04.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4044    πŸ” 1166    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 52
A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"

A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"

01.04.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17274    πŸ” 3337    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 784
flug in a ufo saying "woo woo"

flug in a ufo saying "woo woo"

09.02.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2539    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
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Loversssss

07.02.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10970    πŸ” 2600    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 7
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My indie game for 15 seconds

06.02.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

Just redownloaded Bluesky and got jumpscared by this I don’t even know how to respond lmao. I don’t know why he’s fat but Okay! (Well I know why it’s because you like drawing them but it’s still a bit unexpected.) The art looks great though thank you very much

06.02.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cropped image of Miku holding the surgefire SMG from Fortnite. She is visible from the waist-up and is pouting looking to the right, offscreen. She is shaded with solid black. There is large japanese text obscured behind her and a distant battle bus in the corner. The image is messily drawn.

A cropped image of Miku holding the surgefire SMG from Fortnite. She is visible from the waist-up and is pouting looking to the right, offscreen. She is shaded with solid black. There is large japanese text obscured behind her and a distant battle bus in the corner. The image is messily drawn.

WIP >.<

22.01.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12740    πŸ” 1997    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 6
Flug with a assortment of different colored flugs!

Flug with a assortment of different colored flugs!

22.01.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3331    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 18
me watching family guy during inaguration ceremony

me watching family guy during inaguration ceremony

this inaguration boring af

20.01.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good post

20.01.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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nonstandard hogs

28.12.2024 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Media consumption wheel of 2024

23.12.2024 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF
 IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT 
old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

18.12.2024 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 30961    πŸ” 4130    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 95
Two yolks are talking about showing their skeletons. One shows his little one. He can stand because he has backlog of games inside instead. The second one has a creepy entity inside his body. He is standing because of coffee.

Two yolks are talking about showing their skeletons. One shows his little one. He can stand because he has backlog of games inside instead. The second one has a creepy entity inside his body. He is standing because of coffee.

Yolk Folk - Skeleton

18.12.2024 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4595    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 13
two Pos looking at each other, the Po on the left is more accurate to her in-game appearance (arms connected to the chest/stomach, pincers to the shoulders), while Po on the right has a more humanoid build (arms to the shoulders, pincers on the back). Po on the right also has a confused expression

two Pos looking at each other, the Po on the left is more accurate to her in-game appearance (arms connected to the chest/stomach, pincers to the shoulders), while Po on the right has a more humanoid build (arms to the shoulders, pincers on the back). Po on the right also has a confused expression

two pos meet

#slendytubbies

08.12.2024 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A nightmare you can't wake up from #regretevator

16.12.2024 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

@barking-sandwich.bsky.social look

17.12.2024 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The darkest nights are the coziest
#tadc #tadcfanart #theamazingdigitalcircus #theamazingdigitalcircusfanart #pomni #kinger

17.12.2024 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jesse the hedgehog
age: 24
color: green
personality: brash
friends: walter, sonic, tails
backstory: he was a secret enhanced clone using shadow and sonic's genes and also he has a secret 8th chaos emerald called "the antichaos emerald" which nullifies super forms and chaos control.

17.12.2024 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."

Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."

17.12.2024 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17331    πŸ” 2411    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 27

i finished the two ones i had to do but these are still closed because i need to regain my power like goku

17.12.2024 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you(?)

17.12.2024 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SONIC, DEAD OR A-A-ALIVE… IS MINE.
#sonicart #MetalSonic #SonicCD
#Sonic

16.12.2024 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

daveandbambifan124 can you follow me back im the guy that drew like 4 things in total for your mod

16.12.2024 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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