Dr. Jess Hebert

Dr. Jess Hebert

@jesshebert.bsky.social

HEE-bert | Assistant Professor, OHSU | Kidney/Repro/DOHaD scientist | #TeamPlacenta | The PDX Broadsides chanteuse | Mama | 85% Muppet by volume | https://jesshebert.carrd.co/

5,286 Followers 919 Following 2,594 Posts Joined May 2023
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Not that the price of gas isn't important, but I do find it utterly depressing that CNN's website has a constant ticker showing how the Iran War has increased the price of gas and not the number of people killed or wounded.

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As a treat.

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It can feel really lonely, that nobody else is dealing with something like this, so it helps to hear others on the same road.

On another subject: hello, fellow family-friendly PDX musician! Let us know if you'd like to do a summer show together! @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social <3

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We wrote a Cure parody about Pi Day SO IT'S TIME TO BLAST IT! Also get it for your collections here: thepdxbroadsides.bandcamp.com/track/pi-day...

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An F1 commentator referred to Max Verstappen as a "midfielder." @royalpdx.bsky.social and I both gasped. Royal: "You say that on BEYONCE'S INTERNET?"

Go big vroom tomorrow, Kimi!

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To be honest, when I was in high school, everyone told me what a great actor and singer I would be, but I went into science because I wanted to be able to raise a family. I love my research, but if I'd known then what the reality of salary would be like, I might have gone theater after all.

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(To the tune of Gary, Indiana from The Music Man)

🎵Kimi Antonelli, Kimi Antonelli, Kimi Antonelli, let me say it once again....🎵 #F1 #SilverArrow

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He sang it to me this morning and it's been in my head since. Sprint in 4 minutes! #FormulaOne #F1

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I. Am. Howling. Well played, Paralympics. Can't wait!

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Thank you for sharing your story with our broken system in caring for mental health. My family has also had a similar situation and it's a nightmare. I am glad your mom is somewhere safe, as are you. ❤️

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Hi! I'm in this AMAZING show on Monday in Portland with folk, nerdcore, and a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE ROCK BAND! Can you please spread the word, we want to pack the house with AWESOME NERDS. #PDX

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It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.

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It's worth noting that @wyden.senate.gov's legislative correspondent for health issues is an actual PhD doing a @aaas.org Congressional fellowship. It goes to show how much Sen. Wyden supports science and knowledge, and I'm so proud he's representing Oregon!

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The boycott hasn't been called off. They're just focusing their vocal efforts elsewhere. You've got better places to spend your money than Target, hold the line.

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@wyden.senate.gov Hello, Senator! I met with your legislative staffer Dr. Matthew Trone today on behalf of the
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and he was WONDERFUL. Thank you for employing scientists for #scicomm and #scipolicy, it shows how dedicated you are to supporting science in OR and beyond! ❤️

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I loved meeting with legislative reps from the three offices but man, am I glad not to be a professional lobbyist. Just a humble #scicomm enthusiast doing women's health research and advocating for scientific funding!

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Hoeven. :)

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I just referred to a senator as a "milquetoast jerkface" so Endocrine Society Hill Day is going GREAT! :) (Honestly, I'm having a good time and it's been a delight to talk to @wyden.senate.gov and @bynum.house.gov's offices, meeting with @merkley.senate.gov next!) @endocrinesociety.bsky.social

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Science on Tap Science on Tap is a science lecture series where you can sit back, enjoy a pint, and laugh while you learn. Listen to experts talk about the science in your neighborhood and around the world. You don’...

Signs cold has made me loopy: I answered a call from a spam/scammer and loudly and congestedly sang into it "NO NO NO NO STOP CALLING MEEEE" on a brief loop before hanging up.

COME SEE ME EMCEE TONIGHT AT SCIENCE ON TAP! Kiggins in Vancouver, 7 PM, talk on Garden to Gut! www.scienceontaporwa.org

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I don’t remember the verse of “it’s OK to change your mind” that said “we’ll immediately view you as a leader and elect you to Congress.” That would be ridiculous. We welcome converts. We’re glad you left ICE. Take a breath, settle in to your new worldview for a second. Obviously, vote Ilhan.

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I got a little bored at the end and probably clicked faster than I needed to, but apparently my color change sensitivity is pretty good. I also like when it tells me "bosh." Unlike @thatpetewoods.bsky.social, I found the pinks easier than blues. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/

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Garden to Gut: The Original Farm-to-Table Science on Tap is a science lecture series where you can sit back, enjoy a pint, and laugh while you learn. Listen to experts talk about the science in your neighborhood and around the world. You don’...

I'm emceeing Science on Tap tomorrow night with special guest Dr. Adrienne Godschalx, who will talk about how fungi and plant microbiomes interact with our guts! We went to grad school together, she is RAD, join us at the Kiggins! www.scienceontaporwa.org/events/kiggi...

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Colleague's about 10 seconds away from Special Friend status.

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"The Resident"

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Screenshot of a post from Jess: Sang at my first singer/songwriter open mic tonight with my PDX Broadsides bandmates. The amount of talent in this city is unbelivable and I'm glad we got to see some of it tonight!

12 years ago today with @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social. We've been a band for 14 years, toured the US and Canada and Dragon Con (which is itself a tour, yes) and played for thousands of delightful nerds. These open mics helped us hone our classics! @hollyannam.bsky.social @christianlipski.bsky.social <3

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After months of waiting, the status of my grant has just been updated from "Pending" to "Pending." Very informative. Much helpful.

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Special announcement!
We're playing a show with @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social and The Chris Waffle Explosion and Extra Lives - an interactive musical RPG where you decide the story! This is going to be awesome!

Mon March 16th at The Twilight Cafe!

Tickets:
tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/459908

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PORTLANDERS. I'll be playing here with @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social on Monday night, please get tickets and come on down! Let's sell this puppeh OUT. #PDX #nerdmusic

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