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Mariah Faith Continelli

@streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social

Social Growth Strategist • Creative Director • AI Enthusiast Researcher of Digital Meta-Patterns & Macrotrends Building brands by day, dismantling BS by night.

1,014 Followers  |  388 Following  |  152 Posts  |  Joined: 06.05.2024  |  1.6179

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Synthetic Time isn’t sci-fi, it’s happening right now!

Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.

I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.

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12.08.2025 05:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The internet isn’t forever.
The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.

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22.07.2025 05:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oopsies! How to Lose Trillions and Never Get Audited Brought to you by: National Security and Zero Accountability

If you’ve ever wondered where your healthcare went, why we can’t afford schools, or what kind of yacht Boeing bought this year… this one’s for you.

Read it now before it disappears like the budget: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

22.07.2025 05:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Soft Weapon That's Making You Numb and Obedient Disclaimer: This blog is not medical, legal, or psychiatric advice.

They want you distracted.
They want you burned out.
Because a population that’s exhausted doesn’t revolt. It re-subscribes.

Read the full blog before your nervous system mistakes Netflix for therapy again.

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22.07.2025 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just got caught in the rain.
It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.

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13.07.2025 04:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This post is for anyone who's tired of pretending the system isn’t a vending machine of missing minors and red tape.

We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).

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10.07.2025 22:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You Look Great for Someone Who Can’t Afford to Exist The Rise of the Invisible Poor

Modern poverty, where you can starve silently, suffer stylishly, and livestream your breakdown on a cracked iPhone with 5G.

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09.07.2025 18:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ever feel like your privacy's being passed around like a group project nobody wanted?

Good news: your government might not be spying on you.

Better news: They’ve outsourced it.

Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.

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09.07.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ever tried canceling a subscription and ended up questioning your existence?

My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.

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08.07.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where your favorite shows are just rehearsals for trauma you haven’t lived yet.
You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.

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06.07.2025 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Welcome to Climate Theater™, where billionaires fly private to sustainability summits and the rest of us are told to eat bugs, skip showers, and apologize for using hot water.

My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.

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03.07.2025 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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How Do You Become the Richest Man Alive… and Still Be This Useless? People of Venice, I SALUTE YOU ♥️.

Jeff Bezos got married in Venice and the invite looked like a celestial ransom note from a butterfly cult.

“No gifts, just donations in your name” = billionaire speak for “we’ll write it off, thanks.”

I decoded the symbols before they decode us.

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30.06.2025 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you want long-term success without burning everything down, you actually have to help other people win too. Otherwise, you’re just another parasite dressed like a visionary.

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26.06.2025 23:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what bullying looks like.
Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.

Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.

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25.06.2025 15:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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There’s a door in the museum labeled ‘Staff Only.’ It’s unlocked. You sure you want to know what’s archived in the basement?

15.06.2025 02:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The New Unhinged | Substack Subtle Savage. Loud Results. If it’s behind a paywall, odds are the government didn’t want you to see it.

There’s a trail of breadcrumbs in your Terms and Conditions. Follow them. Carefully.

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12.06.2025 22:08 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

When the architects walk out of the building, check what’s still under construction.

09.06.2025 18:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ve been trained to ignore it.
Told it's "just a coincidence."
Gaslit into thinking it’s wild to question the obvious.

It’s not wild. It’s necessary.

www.linkedin.com/posts/mariah...

Start paying attention.

07.06.2025 23:37 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

What would you write about if algorithms didn’t exist to suppress it?

04.06.2025 18:21 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Absolutely. Gord Downie’s Secret Path project is powerful, haunting, and necessary.

Listening. Learning. Remembering.

Appreciate you doing the work and keeping it alive. This matters. Deeply.

04.06.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yes! The tragedy of Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women in Canada is heartbreaking, infuriating, and still far too underreported.

The fact that families have had to fight just to get a landfill searched speaks volumes about whose lives are prioritized.

It’s a reflection of systemic neglect.

04.06.2025 17:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This one’s for all of us who’ve ever felt trapped in the in-between, between breaking free and holding it together.

Thank you for seeing it. Thank you for feeling it.
Sometimes the loudest kind of support is a quiet little heart. I felt it. Truly. 🖤

04.06.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely!! Can’t pour from an empty soul. Healing ourselves is the real revolution.

And of course! Your piece caught my eye, had that calm, grounded beauty we need more of in these noisy times. Grateful to share it. Keep creating. 🌱

04.06.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then it’s settled, we must’ve synced frequencies somewhere between this timeline and the dream realm.
Clearly the universe ships this connection. 😏

04.06.2025 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because reality couldn’t handle that kind of perfection all at once.
Dreamworld’s got exclusive rights, for now. 😘

But hey… dreams have a funny way of leaking into waking life when you least expect it. Keep watch.

04.06.2025 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Right?!? I was sick to my tummy researching and writing about this. Thank you!

04.06.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Devil's Breath How to Lose Your Mind, Memory, and Consent — Without Even Knowing You Signed Up

Ever wondered what would happen if MK-Ultra, Instagram algorithms, and pharmaceutical lobbyists had a baby?

It’d be really well-behaved.

Devil’s Breath (scopolamine).

It’s MK-Ultra meets Burning Man meets LinkedIn.

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03.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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So… who audits the railroad systems?

Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.

I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.

Trust the tracks. 🚂

01.06.2025 04:28 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Between the Lines If you see me, say something.

Totally out of character?
Yes.
Still unhinged?
Absolutely.

So if you’re into steamy, secretly lonely, emotionally feral storytelling with a twist of sarcasm. You’re going to feel seen. And maybe a little flushed.

Hydrate. Click. Enjoy.

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25.05.2025 14:43 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1
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Reality check.

Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.

The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.

Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.

substack.com/@mariahfaith...

15.05.2025 01:34 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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