〔 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌. 〕

“HAH HAH! Halloween means time to give out to the people of Robloxia!

…And to gorge on a giant bowl of RO-Bars!”

"Taco pizza... Or pizza taco..."

Scratching on the stubble of his chin... Deep in thought...

"........Tacizza............."

"I. WELL."

Pondering for a moment.

"...fuck you're right."

"THERE IS VALUE TO BE FOUND IN THE HUMBLE TACO. BUT THE EPIC PIZZA HAS SO MUCH MORE WITH THE COMBINATIONS OF INGREDIENTS CREATING THE MOST WELL-KNOWN FOOD COMBINATIONS. WHO CAN FORGET THE MEAT LOVERS OR THE SUPREME. I BET YOU ALSO ONLY EAT HARD SHELL TACOS"

“THIS IS WHY YOU GOT FIRED”

“I LIKE PIZZA”

"Hah hah, true!

...was it?"

"Hah hah hah hah! And I thought I wouldn't hear it either! I'm shocked the admins DIDN'T notice the loud blaring of my TV! I constantly have it set to maximum volume!!"

"Ah hah hah! There's a lot the public doesn't know about me!"

He puffs out his chest.

“…Y-Yeah?”

Blink blink.

“It’s a great show about the importance of friendship. Helped me realize that I should appreciate my fellow admins more.”

a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers

// current mood

"Hmmmm... I believe I last binged My Little Pony... a year or so ago, was it?"

Rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"I never told anyone, though... Pretty sure they could hear the TV in my quarters, however. It was pretty loud."

“Me???????”

"Exactly!"

A pause.

"...Have I told you not to say "everypony" before? I forget."

“Hah hah! Are you forgetting who’s in charge here?”

// had an idea for another roblox char interp. remind me to talk about it later

“Who in the HQ is squadding up with me?”

// don’t mind it at all

"What's so funny? Well... I'm just a laugher, is all. Good for the heart and soul!"

He lets out a rather bellowing laugh; it felt like a gust of wind passed by Shedletsky as he did.

"Never hurts to laugh a little. Really brings out the tension buildin' up in yer body!"

"...!"

Such a wonderful poem... he held his banhammer close to him, anything resembling an intimidating stature withering away... but he still kept on a proud grin, even despite the blushing.

"Such a master craftsman of words... hah hah, you're making me blush!"

Which was obvious.

// alright chat how on god's green earth do i pick up momentum again

"...AGAIN?????"

Sharpening his teeth in the mirror.

// was planning on doing something today but honestly i am way too tired

"A little! A little."

"I feel like I've told you in the past to not say that."

// i have a devesto i use infrequently :D @f3x-abuser.bsky.social

"WHAT"