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i thought itd be fun!!

beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver :9

beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver

oh wow, i cant believe theres an ADMIN agreeing with m-

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IT HISSES???? ITS ANGRY???

i suppose sir but like. giant? ginormous? huge? those are not words that should precede spider in any circumstance literally ever

if there was a spider in the doomspire i would cancel the experiments until it was confirmed by a coroner to be six feet under. and also i would make helper deal with the entire thing by himself

no no you Should care about that part. what do you mean you have a giant spider in your hq and youre just nonchalant about it 😰

i can see the statue of liberty from here! :D

guys PHENOMINAL news! sleep phonk actually works!

dude i need to stop staying up so late im seeing the hallucinations again.

hey why is everyone so loud all of a suddeWhat is that

um. In dosh! 😁

research is EXPENSIVE!

i broke my hairbrush and we haven't had the budget for me to get another one >_<

*laughing and scampering away!!! he told them everything he wanted to already anyway.*

the cute little face on your screen and wiggly little horns...how is that stuff not cute?? you're adorable!!! i wouldve said so sooner but you can murder me so. im just agreeing with public sentiment here

i think youre pretty cute!!! though i think all robots are cute so i'm biased.

*running her fingers over the metal underneath..getting small peeks at the plating through the hole in the seam. mostly going off of texture though.*

fascinating...you're very well reinforced. are you meant for combat?

*trying to ask questions where just a nod or shake would suffice as an answer.*

they had short and choppy hair, and they were clothed in full body robes embroidered in odd symbols. weird, but he figured he'd seen robloxians with screws in their heads, so this wasn't too bad.

the stitching was intricate, and he found himself tracing it with his sight to pass the time.*

in the middle of the line at a small cafe in the midst of his favorite city slice, not really paying attention to anything around him. fiddling with his hoodie strings while he waited his turn, just looking around for something interesting...

then, the person in front of him caught his eye.

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*finally, a day off from dealing with the volunteers...he loved his research, he really did, but between the disasters and the unique attitudes of some of the volunteers, even he needed a break sometimes.

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...and since it's for two people, i'm gonna need your help. would you be down for that?

um...we just need to learn the steps and dance it out ourselves so i can record it and convert the data into something i can sell, you know how it goes. remember when i hugged you with that weird watch on? it's a similar process to that.

this is just a more complicated dance to learn.

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barely helped. that would be troublesome later, but for now he just had to show the video to his research partner once before turning to him and speaking up.*

that's the dance i want to sell to the volunteers! it's from this show i've been watching, i heard it was pretty popular a few years ago.

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the doomspire was parked, and the researchers that typically populated it were sat on a nearby bench instead, hunched over a phone and trying their best to watch a video despite the shining sun of the afternoon dimming the screen.

builderfan tried to shade the screen with his hand, but it-

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*it was earlier in the year than present, right as march was getting ready to make its exit. spring had just started, and robloxia was lucky enough to see warm days to ring it in.

something big was coming.

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*still turning gears in his head until he noticed his arms moving. taking a step back, watching the motions....*

sign language? sorry, but i never learned...i have a friend who's been offering to teach me but we haven't gotten around to it. maybe i should take him up on that soon though...

it was as if they had systems of their own that were buffering. what? why on earth would he do that??? they thought he was annoyed by their stares, why would-

then they felt it. the seam. realization dawned on their face, but the heat stayed.*

ohhh, that's where it is. would have never guessed...

*they couldn't help but shrink into themself a bit. that was a big, strong, and presumably angry robot approaching them, and they barely knew a punch from a kick. not to mention flesh always lost against metal...

...but then, he took their hand. and gently, gently placed it...

oh.

oh my.

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though he supposed that was the purpose of the helperbot line. assistance for people like him...he had always admired the idea. seeing H3LP3R here was just some kind of special, though, and he couldn't put his finger on why.

he hadn't even taken a sip of the milk yet and he already felt warm. odd.*