Amberlampz

I believe that people should be able to take up space.

Except in the supermarket. Please stand BEHIND your shopping cart so I can get past you to get a bag of rice!

One of the reasons I know we’re in a recession is because Lady Gaga’s new album hits just right.

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

A cat sitting on the floor like a person with bad posture.

She came up and sat beside me full shrimp while I was working. I feel like she’s either mocking me or has adopted my work posture.

Take care of yourself! Just do typed video updates if you need to. A little reading won’t hurt us.

"you're so quiet" I’m in energy saving mode

I need chips, salsa, queso, margs, and yapping.

It will take so much time to rebuild. It will never be the same though. And the lives lost, those are the worst losses. Their families and friends whole world will never be the same. 😞

I now have a Lavender sprout 🥹

Just reminding everyone that Nazi and Nazi sympathizers don’t deserve kindness. kthxbyyyeee ✨

*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart

"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

Facts. It’s literally not their job.

I know the bowl of popcorn my partner just popped for himself hates to see me coming!

How does terrorizing farm workers, school kids and hard working immigrants make America great, especially when you release and pardon violent insurrectionists?

White Nationalism is Nazism.

Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

We can be horrified and worried at the state of things, but if we don’t engage in something else for some mental reprieve we would just break down and that’s not good for anything.

Oh, and apparently because I won’t consume the propaganda they’re peddling and trying to understand their transphobic lies, nothing I say is valid. Mark my words, if you’re shitty towards any minority, I’m not going to be nice to you. I’m done reasoning with them. You get the respect you give. None.

The irony that she carries the torch for the party of people that would call her a slut and remove her ability to make income the way she chooses is not lost on me. That’s one thing that just has me scratching my damn head.

I was in a fb argument with a right-wing sex worker who was spewing transphobic lies and rhetoric. I told her to get therapy and block the account she was commenting on if it was going to get her all worked up. Apparently “get therapy” is an insult, but wanting the eradication of trans people is ok.

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.

I sure fucking hope so!

“If you punch a Nazi then you are no better than them!”

I don’t need to be better than them.
They need to be DEAD.

There is no bravery without fear.

You don’t have to be fearless to be brave.

Do it scared.

Something to think about

Apparently we’re all female now according to the USA. Congrats to my new fellow ladies!