Caffinatedkitti

An update from the Your Body My Choice, Right? merch sales 💃🏻

Takopi’s original sin spoiler-

Tbh Shizuka being solely motivated and after her dog, not caring what else is going on around her, or the people involved and crashing TF out when she still can’t reunite with her dog is so real.

Part 2:
A slow approach generally makes them only move away by an inch or two so you can tell where they are on your head and go to a nearby structure and lean your head on it so they can exit.
Or you can walk around with a spider hat- dealer’s choice.

Part 1:
Pro tip: if a large spider falls on your head because you’re prone to “spider hour” walks in wooded areas: If you swipe at it instinctively the spider will scatter all over the place and potentially get tangled in your hair.

I’m devastated- this was my favorite glass 😭 if anyone helps me find the artist and get a new one, I’ll find you a dubiously sourced kidney.
I think I got it from Metrocon in Florida circa 2022?? Maybe?? I don’t know but I’m sad.

People ask how I learned I could talk, laugh etc without moving my face and the true story is I was talking to myself and noticed my face wasn’t moving in a wall mirror.

Nooooooo neverrrrrrr

One time a guy had a seizure during a party at my place and when the paramedics came I convinced them to get in my coffin.

“When’s the next time you’re gonna get to try one out. That you’ll remember at least. Don’t worry- you’ll fit. It’s made for men.”

The emotional support lettuce was a success

Will acts of terror occur? Yuh probably.
But realistically you should be more concerned about your local white man going on a personal rampage. It’s statistically way more likely.

Don’t fall for the “sleeper cell” bullshit. It just the Red Scare but in a newer, tackier, and ironically red hat. It’ll be used and sensationalized to push for Islamophobia and Arab “deportations” in the states.

TikTok’s algorithm seems to think I’m part of the dead dad club this Father’s Day.

I’m afraid not 😮‍💨

The one thing I inherited from him was the “lasted way longer than they probably should have” gene.

I’ll give the guy that much, he’s definitely been annoyingly durable >:T

Why did no one tell me there is a Madoka Magica ass Drowsy Pokemon card???

Step aside prismatics I want this beauty

🌙: the scariest ghost movie for me was The Grudge.
☀️: I find that so interesting. Perhaps we fear what is reflected

I’m still trying to unpack what that means

The most reliable thing in my life is wafflehouse’s power to make me take a dump within 20 minutes of leaving the store

Drove through one too many graveyards I guess 😮‍💨

a girl with pink hair is sitting on a swing with her eyes closed and tears running down her face ALT: a girl with pink hair is sitting on a swing with her eyes closed and tears running down her face

I had to get all new tires because mine were rotted

Emergency worms 🪱

An honor and a delight 🌙🍄

A few. Here’s a short and sweet one- spoiler alert: never heard back from Gabriel 😔

FYI there’s some kind of scam where “podcast reps” reach out get you on an established podcast, always sponsored by a brand or meta itself and offering a few thousand for the opportunity.
Idk what the end goal is, but after I messed with one for a while I can say they’re definitely nefarious.

I woke up with one hell of a hankering for soup

The ironic part is I really don’t even use Reddit that much.

This is my pokemon team line up btw
The abra isn’t really for combat. Our psychic link has her teleport us out whenever I get annoyed and want to leave. Or if I lose a battle and want to avoid paying up.

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Oh me oh my. A LOLsuit update

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YE7u5M/

Happy Birthday Jordan! ✨

I woke myself up laughing- I can’t remember the joke but it was apparently a good one.

This is just a POV of me playing undertale

My friend said I have headless mannequin energy

Nothing better happen to Neil the Seal