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I am the best play. There is no better play. Not even Hamlet by that loser Shakespeare! Next up: MANCHESTER (Friday Oct 18th, The Seven Oaks) Tickets on sale NOW! Follow link. Ireland and US next - then a gulag! 👉👉👉 https://linktr.ee/trumplastdays
FREE SHOW TOMORROW IN MANCHESTER!
THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP (A Liberal Fantasy)
WHEN: Friday 30th January @7:30pm
WHERE: The Seven Oaks, Manchester, UK
TICKETS: fatso.ma/3ac2
Folks, it's going to be INCREDIBLE!
I'm bringing BROKEN TEARS: A SATIRIST'S ADVENTURES IN INSTAPOETRY to the Scarborough Fair Winter Fringel - hope to see you there!
Sunday 7th Dec, 3pm, Beeforth's Hive, Scarborough, UK
INFO & TICKETS bit.ly/48ELVR7
#poetrylovers #instapoets #instapoetry #spokenword #scarborough #scarboroughUK
I have a new show and it's not about Trump (though that one is alive). Hope to see you there if you're near Scarborough this Sunday (the one in Yorkshire that is).
scarboroughfair.uk/events/broke...
#scarborough #scarboroughfair #scarboroughfringe #edinburghfringe #brokentears #instapoetry #poetry
TOMORROW!
#Manchester #ManchesterTheatre
HORNS! #IYKYK
The picture of me on the cover of TIME Magazine is so terrible! #UNFAIR Whatever you do, do not google it and share widely!
PEACE... or maybe WAR!
THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP is coming home to Manchester for one night only!
WHEN: Saturday 18th October at 9pm
WHERE: The Seven Oaks
Tickets available on Fatsoma PWYF 3/6/9/12
Or email trumplastdays@gmail.com to reserve and pay cash at the door.
Folks, it's going to be INCREDIBLE!
fatso.ma/2CMa
PEACE!
THE SHOW IS TODAY! AND I'M EXTRA ANGRY BECAUSE I DID WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE!!!
Tickets: store.makeitwrite.org/product/trump/
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE PLEASE!
INCOMING! 💥
THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP
2025 Liverpool Fringe Fest
Friday 10th Oct 6pm & 8pm
🎟 store.makeitwrite.org/product/trump/
#liverpoolnightlife #liverpoolfringe #fringefestival2025 #edfringe25 #Fringe25 #fringefestival #liverpooltheatre #LiverpoolEvents #Theatre #UKtheatre #UKstage #UKarts
My advance party is in Liverpool ahead of my amazing appearance at the Liverpool Fringe Festival and said you painted this incredible mural just for me!
THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP
Friday 10th Oct 6pm & 8pm
🎟 store.makeitwrite.org/product/trump/
#liverpool #liverpoolfringe #liverpooltheatre #theatre
This Friday! See the show Trump hates more than Jimmy Kimmel's (probably)
THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP
Friday 10th Oct @ 6pm and @ 8pm
🎟 store.makeitwrite.org/product/trump/
#liverpoolfringe #edfringe25 #liverpooltheatre #LiverpoolEvents #UKtheatre #UKstage #ukartscene #UKarts #theatre #satire
SOMBRERO!
The Generals were so blown away by my amazing speech they forgot to cheer and applaud. TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!
GESTAPO!
That sure sounds like my favorite DUI hire!
I'm going to protect the United States by improving the training level and readiness of our armed forces by having them attack the United States!
LOL exactly
The DOD is now the Department Of Starting Wars So I Can Stop Them And Take Credit.
Thank you for your attention to this matter! #NobelPrizePlease
WAR ON WARRIORS!
I'm going to shut down the government - ur welcome!
CARAVAN!
So wrong! DON'T EVEN READ ABOUT IT LET ALONE GO SEE IT!!!
I'm a felon!
Just walked past the Tylenol section in Walmart and now I have the autism!
Get your tickets now - unless you love me of course!
Sorry Europe and President Zelenesky but I will need the entire might of the combined US military to combat the ANTIFA Armed Forces. They have signs and fanny packs and everything! You and NATO are on your own!!!
