Baptiste Langlade

The Great Software Quality Collapse: How We Normalized Catastrophe The Apple Calculator leaked 32GB of RAM.

The Great Software Quality Collapse: How We Normalized Catastrophe

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Logic for Programmers The mathematics that will help you in your everyday programming.

Logic for programmers is now the 136th best-selling book on Leanpub! "Building Backbone Plugins", your days are NUMBERED

Will there be a replay ? Can’t watch live :(

Simplify Your Code: Functional Core, Imperative Shell This article was adapted from a Google Tech on the Toilet (TotT) episode. You can download a printer-friendly version of this TotT epis...

Simplify Your Code: Functional Core, Imperative Shell

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30 ans de PHP au Forum PHP 2025, notre récap complet 2025 est une année anniversaire 🎂 pour notre écosystème, en effet PHP fête ses 30 ans d'existence et avec lui, l'AFUP ses 25 ans 👏 (sans oublier les 20 ans de Symfony et les 15 ans de API Platform).

Panne de serveur ?

Profitez de votre temps libre pour découvrir ce qu'il s'est dit au #ForumPHP de l'AFUP et à #EuroRust dans nos deux récap complets ! 🤝

🦀 jolicode.com/blog/euroru...
🐘 jolicode.com/blog/30-ans...

Bonne lecture !

What may be possible:
- testing microservices interactions in a single process without mocks
- testing async code
- testing against race conditions
- testing cluster behaviour within a single process
- and probably more

All this combined with #PropertyBasedTesting => 🤩

Building a testing abstraction on top of `innmind/operating-system` · Innmind · Discussion #6 Situation Over the past months/years the ecosystem has been transformed to help build innmind/actors. The main transformation was to improve handling errors in a type safe way. This resulted in thr...

Currently working on a new way to test apps that rely on the operating system (github.com/orgs/Innmind...)

Declarative code, composition and recursion is so powerful.

If achieved, this will open so many possibilities that my mind is melting rn 🤯

- issues search popup doesn't search the whole text if inputted too fast

Is this UI gamification? Where you need to fight the computer in order to get work done ?

The @github.com UI seems to be full of race conditions:
- issues list on page 1, click next indicates to be on page 2 but still page 1 content, refresh whole page, indicates page 1 but with page 2 content, click next indicates page 2 but with page 1 content

Mapping HTTP request parameters using Valinor for type-safe controller calls · CuyZ Valinor · Discussion #736 I've lately been working on native HTTP request mapping, provided out of the box by this library. The goal is to ease the validation and mapping of the HTTP request's parts — query parameters, (rou...

🚀 Mapping an HTTP request to a controller using Valinor will soon be a thing!

But before that, I need help and feedback from people — I'd love if you could read and vote on this discussion:

github.com/CuyZ/Valinor...

Thanks a lot! 🙏

(RT for reach? 🥹)

Le Logo d'Orca est un orque avec une canne blanche

Au #ForumPHP on m'a posé la question de quel équivalent Linux pour un lecteur d'écran pour tester les développement web en cours (NVDA sur Windows et VoiceOver sur Mac). A priori ça serait Orca qui est open-source et natif dans GNOME.

Je n'ai pas encore pu tester, quelqu'un a des retours dessus ? 🙏

In Praise of Wasting Your Time I first felt the urge to “fix” my productivity almost twelve years back. As an anxious teen, I was only beginning to understand the number of skills that I could learn, books I could read, and things ...

"In Praise of Wasting Your Time"

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Encore merci l’ @afup.org pour ce #ForumPHP

A défaut de pouvoir y rejouer 🎧

C’est tellement le pied les monades ;)

J’ai trop traîné pour venir dans la salle 🤷‍♂️
Hâte de voir le replay ;)

Merci 😘

Le genre de retour du #ForumPHP qui fait bien plaisir ☺️

PHP’s New URI Extension: An Open Source Success Story The PHP Foundation — Supporting, Advancing, and Developing the PHP Language

Say goodbye to parse_url() headaches! 🥳

PHP 8.5 is introducing a new URI Extension with standards-compliant (RFC 3986 & WHATWG) and secure URL parsing. It provides a clean API and lets you easily modify URI components.

Learn more 👇

thephp.foundation/blog/2025/10...

Vous pouvez retrouver les slides et demo de mes 2 conférences du #ForumPHP sur mon site.

- Archiver efficacement de grands volumes de données grâce aux monades
- Et si le futur de la programmation concurrentielle avait déjà 50 ans ?

baptouuuu.github.io/conferences/

Le petit kiff quand @grummfy.bsky.social mentionne les monades au #ForumPHP ☺️

a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot . ALT: a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot .

Quand tu loupes une conférence de @pascal-martin.fr parce que la salle est pleine 🥲

Première sketchnote du forum php de l’ @afup.org consacré aux monades par @baptouuuu.bsky.social

A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal This is a comic about AI art.

This Oatmeal comic on AI art is one of the better things I’ve seen in the topic.
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

🤣

T’en es où ?

a close up of a white cat 's face looking up at the camera . ALT: a close up of a white cat 's face looking up at the camera .

My kind of vibe coding www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MnM...

🤣

Building a testing abstraction on top of `innmind/operating-system` · Innmind · Discussion #6 Situation Over the past months/years the ecosystem has been transformed to help build innmind/actors. The main transformation was to improve handling errors in a type safe way. This resulted in thr...

The road to building #php `innmind/actors` is taking another side step.

This time it's about improving the testing capabilities of the Innmind ecosystem.

More on that at: github.com/orgs/Innmind...

Cool :)