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people aren't measured in "better" and "worse". people are measured by how many pretzels they can squeeze into their face holes.

#2pencil #wizard

I just misread "..the misty quiet" as "...the misty queef" and that's

when the shopping malls die where am I supposed to get penis shaped candies and Nightmare Before Christmas tees

#art #digital #tabletdrawinguary

I have a new deodorant that makes me smell like a candle and I like it.

my first #halloween #painting #punkins

#moon

I don't like U2 and Coldplay sounds like the sequel to U2.

I like to look at my butterfly tramp stamp and remember the old days. I run in circles until I pass out.

"..I would hafta be because these Goya bean deals are heavenly!"

The more polite way to ask if someone farted is "is there anything new with your butthole recently?"

I went to smash a boulder into manageable pieces today and learned a fast lesson about proper footware.

#pencil

#painting

He had the means to make hundreds of sandwiches in his kitchen.

#flower

You can point in any direction and find a thing to make the case for why capitalism is crapitalism.

Coffee grounds are a sometimes snack.

The pinesolberries taste like pinesolberries, lick the floor!

The "mythic legacy" lightsaber should have been Vaders and not Anakins. A harbinger of death implied evil curse is cooler than "He killed a bunch of kids and then dropped it in some lava" now you're the hero

#art #painting

i think something is wrong with that cat

stay sweet

if you're not supposed to toot your own horn, then what horns do you toot