Asher Powell

Caught Stealing was like a mid 2010s indie series/GN when it came to script and visuals, and one that would have easily gotten an Eisner nod. Good shit. Inciting incident is a CAT.

An important place to be.

7/7
While we’re in the South Bay I’m willing to drive pretty much wherever within an hour or so for Kitten Door Dash.

If you are interested in having The Muppet Show in your life, message me!

6/7
Goose will come with his food, his favorite treats, his rad 80s Lisa Frank collar (important to know where he is) and a few toys. He will also be microchipped and up to date on his vaccines.

5/?
(I work crazy hours and have been a bit of an absent foster dad so this may change with more time speant with you!), but he’s got a lot of energy to burn and does become a floppy, purr-y beanie baby once said energy has been spent.

4/?
He’s in the baby velociraptor phase of kittenhood, and learning not to bite, but he’s easily redirected with his wand toy. Now Goose is as of now not a cat that actively seeks cuddling/attention-

3/?
Currently he’s living with 2 grumpy old lady pets (one bunny, one cat) who tolerate his existence. He would LOVE to play with them, but respects corrections. Recently he’s been allowed to sleep outside of his crate, and while he hasn’t sought out sleeping in the bed, he has done well.

2/?

Goose is a character. He is full of big feels and will express them. Initially, he was also underweight and under the weather. However, he’s kicked the ickiness, is packing on weight, and is now a big boy!

✨🎶Its time to play the music
Its time to light the lights
Goose is 🧡READY FOR ADOPTION🧡
On this Muppet show tonight 🎶 ✨

Goose Facts:
Purebred Longhaired Storm Drain Muppet
3.5 months old (roughly)
Neutered ✂️
Microchipped
Vaccinated
4 pounds
Aries ♈️
Big feelings
Big talker
Big play

1/?

Morning 🪿 #fosterkitten

Don’t be fooled. Goose is an Aries. 🔥🪿🔥

Me: Why is this muppet always damp?

✨Goose✨:

I’m a hard 2 rn. #fosterkitten

There are no other options we are all screaming.

Which Goose are you today?

Big Boss was mad I hadn’t put a movie on for her so we threw on TLJ.

Very fast. No notes.

Fence protects tiny 2 lb baby predator from 10 lb vegan monster who would use his bones as a tooth pick if she felt like it.

Talk to me, Goose. #roadtrip #fosterkitten

Personal, political, local, national, world, all of it.

It would be nice if life just slowed its fucking roll for once.

Doing his best.

He is jailed every night to keep the rabbit from eating him. #FosterKitten

Healthy fear/respect of the boss.

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

The sleepiest little bird.

To be clear he was SO PROUD OF HOW TALL HE WAS… until he needed to get down.

Last night the 🪿 had to be rescued from his own ambition.