C'est pas loin le pitch de Minority report
11.04.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@mycroft.mkz.me
Software Engineer, Paris, France. Maintainer of nsc, the only fully featured netsoul client. Former Kobayashi Maru captain.
C'est pas loin le pitch de Minority report
11.04.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0รงa ferait un super film avec Tom Cruise รงa
11.04.2025 12:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Still need an invite? Can you send me a valid email address if so?
30.03.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How to write good software:
- Test the shit out of it.
- Verify every detail if you found something odd.
- Use address sanitized, Valgrind
- Write integration / random tests. Many.
- Make hard parts as simple as possible (threading model for instance).
- Sacrifice lambs in the golden temple.
It is fetching lobste.rs/newest.rss, meaning it will publish all articles links, less than 10 minutes their publication date.
25.02.2025 07:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ah oui ce truc lร je me suis toujours dit quโil fallait que je lโessaie!
15.02.2025 14:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0203.0.113.159.78 < je veux la meme stack!
07.02.2025 13:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Projet de recherche d'Apple pour des robots non anthropomorphiques "expressifs" (c'est de l'IA bien sรปr).
En gros c'est la lampe de Pixar mais dans votre quotidien.
Regardez toute la vidรฉo, c'est magique.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJa...
avec un pompom ?
13.01.2025 19:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0J'espรจre que c'est pour un pull moche de noel.
12.01.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Despite it's January, I guess it's going to be that time of the semi-decade I'll check that my Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs are still running fine.
04.01.2025 23:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bonne annรฉe!
02.01.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Une Phryge arrรชtรฉe par la police. La fรชte est terminรฉe.
Adieu 2024
29.12.2024 11:04 โ ๐ 199 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 0An Ascii art of the Advent of code 2024, showing a big 10 with the colors of christmas.
Just finished this year adventofcode.com, for the 5th year in row!
25.12.2024 08:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Post Instagram de Victor Le Masne annonรงant la sortie officielle de la bande son de la cรฉrรฉmonie d'ouverture des JO de Paris 2024, pour le 18 dรฉcembre
C'est officiel :
Cette annรฉe, Noรซl arrive une semaine en avance ๐
#Paris2024
WHY logo with "GET YOUR TICKETS" on the inside and "The Early Nerds Catches The ..." underneath
All I want for Christmas is TICKETS TO WHY2025!
tickets.why2025.org
7 Databases in 7 Weeks for 2025 https://lobste.rs/s/pvzoa7 #databases
01.12.2024 15:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And like every year, my answers can be found on my github account: github.com/mycroft/chal...
01.12.2024 15:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Like every year, I'm learning again Rust by doing the Advent of Code: adventofcode.com/2024/ - Good luck people!
01.12.2024 15:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0just be honest: thatโs a perfect feature for us actually. no longer need to pretend
18.11.2024 09:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wait 'til you find out what they've done about Google Reader or Orkut
16.11.2024 18:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Portrait de Suzuka.
C'est avec une immense tristesse que nous vous annonรงons la disparition de Suzuka, dรฉcรฉdรฉe hier des suites d'un cancer.
Toutes nos pensรฉes vont vers sa famille et ses proches pour les accompagner dans cette รฉpreuve.
Nous leur transmettrons tous vos messages.
Monsieur aime les dรฉfis. J'espรจre que tu fais รงa en remote pour pimenter un peu la chose :D
20.09.2024 17:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wah. I opened twitter and just found out there was so much drama in the french devops circles
21.04.2024 17:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I sent a resume yesterday but nobody hired me yet I'm totally sadness.
19.04.2024 06:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0To my 25 followers: This means I'm available for hire! But I'm not really sure you want to hire me anyway.
17.04.2024 20:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Job update: I'm leaving.
17.04.2024 20:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0New criterias for job search: Making a ticketing tool mandatory & have gif files forbidden in chat.
14.04.2024 12:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have to deploy apps on a somewhat managed k8s cluster with broken CD, no secret management, misconfigured TLS/mTLS issuers, and I've not tried ingresses or persistent storage but I strongly believe those will fail to. I just wanna say no and leave the room.
26.03.2024 18:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ok so I've been working for that company for 2 weeks and it is really going bad. I plan to quit soon but really don't have the motivation to start new processes to get a new job.
24.03.2024 16:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0