He Laurened my Boebert until my beetle juiced. :/
10.10.2025 14:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@griffinleeds.bsky.social
Like, Zoinks
He Laurened my Boebert until my beetle juiced. :/
10.10.2025 14:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βWaning gibbousβ sounds like the meanest possible thing you could ever call the moon. Like damn, what did that rock hundreds of thousands of miles away do to upset that astronomer??
17.09.2025 09:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βAnother heavy-hitter has left SNLβ
28.08.2025 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The gay coupleβs βWeβre moving to LAβ post? Baby, thatβs our gender reveal! π
16.07.2025 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mixing uppers and downers today (Easter candy + weed)
20.04.2025 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Plot twist: the final lipsync song is βOogie Boogie Bugle Boyβ #DragRace
12.04.2025 01:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Santander bank has their Santander Cafesβ¦ Chase Lounge when???
10.04.2025 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I heard theyβre shooting the next White Lotus here!
20.03.2025 00:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AMC ad: βWe come to this place for magic.β
Babygirl: βWe come.β
Private company buys a public good. A few years go by and the company decides the public good is no longer worthwhile; the public suffers as a result.
This story arc is way too common in modern society.
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My heat tech long underwear: *Mariah Carey whistle tone* Itβs TIIIIIIIIIMMMME!
Uugghhhh is it too late to go as Ringo TΓ‘r for Halloween next year bc I JUST thought of it this morning in the shower uugghgghhh
03.12.2024 14:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You could say I have a type π
22.11.2024 01:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hello and welcome to the 1M people that have joined Bluesky in the last week!!!
12.11.2024 19:39 β π 159342 π 12786 π¬ 4035 π 1820Pharmacist just asked me if I wanted to get my RX or double it and give it to the next person???
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