Ian Dummy

Why would I wake them up when a circuit goes down and I put another up when their response is “ok”? No point in that…and guess what? They all love me for protecting their sleep when they are on call from 1700 Friday until 0700 Monday.

Clinical judgement > stupid charting requirements.

I’ve gotten to the point where for many of my patients I make a plan at the start of the night with Nephro or other teams who aren’t in house and then give them a full update in the morning before signout.

Haha…that makes total sense.

For posterity, here is the entitled cunt in all his petulant glory… if he were polite & asked nicely, we’d have happily sat when the fans in front of us sat…but demanding we sit without a please or any common decency before crying to the ushers…

You sir, can go liberally fuck yourself with a cactus

It was a great match…almost as many Paris fans as Sounders fans near us…

@killersumobunny.medsky.social are you at the sounders/paris match today?

When the entitled asshole 3 rows behind you in section 140 at the Sounders match comes up being a dick telling you to sit then but he’s to stadium staff then pushes your friend as he walks by…go fuck yourself

I told him if he wanted to buy my seat he can tell me to do whatever he wants…

Oh yeah. I’m not gonna do that cause I had checked it a couple weeks ago and if I look now I think I’d have to start selling foot pics or sexy nurse videos on onlyfans…

It’s okay, you may not see any improvement, but you also won’t care…or remember using it.

Riddle me this…I made less money in 2024 than 2023 but this year I OWE taxes.

Oh yeah, the broke dick nazi and his marmalade moron buddy sitting in the oval are saving the country money by lining their pockets…with my hard earned money.

Gastric emptying study…microwaved egg whites and cold toast.

This is probably going to be a battle of my willpower over my nausea to see if I can even keep this shit down. Even with scopalamine and zofran I was puking earlier

The dog show world really is full of pretentious assholes…I wanted to have a giggle at their expense.

You’ll probably think this is even better…his AKC name was Tilly’s Sofa King Frankenstein.

I got my mother-in-law and better half to let me name him to poke fun at the dog show community. (Now say his name out loud).

Yeah. He was adorable when little. Like a gumball with legs. Sadly he crossed the rainbow bridge back in 2019 at 11.5yrs old. Cancer and a couple of strokes.

Maybe it mean the best places to fuck your boyfriend in public…it could be read both ways

At least you got the bag back…

Might save a life.

Oh, so NOW they want the vaccine…staring possible lifelong issues from a highly communicable disease right in the face helped change your minds?

SMH

No idea…do they flip a coin? Thumb wrestle? Rock paper scissors?

That’s gorgeous.

I don’t talk about it much, but it’s the reason I have lost 80lbs in the last couple years. Shitty way to lose the weight but at least it has helped my health in other ways….

I don’t talk about it much, but living with ideopathic nausea makes life very difficult.

Days like today really take the joy out of life. Even with Scopalamine and Zofran, my nausea is at a 5-6/10, 10 being actively vomiting.

What the actual fuck. This is my 4th summons in 8 years.

Yeah. After already also making far less this last year because they got rid of doubletime and x3 shifts.

Nope. I had call last night but it’s cause a coworker is out on leave. I can’t remember the last call shift I had before that. We got hosed by the hospital on ECMO staffing starting in October. It is now 90%+ from staffing when it used to be almost all call.

I took over a 30% pay cut overnight.

At least you’re getting call…