Macktus

Logged into bsky for the first time in a year bc cloudflare took fmhy and twt down

im back

hmph

Imagine their last names weren't Jonas

if you killed me while i try to get godzilla youre getting cursed literallyy

quick scorbunny doodle!

#pokemon #pokemonfanart

just because my boobs are big doesnt mean my chungus isnt

how do you report someone for being goated on your team

i think its funny when they put the queen bee in a lil hairclip

spotify wrapped made everyone forget :(

theres a plague of irony taking over the kids and its genuinely worrying

get out my fuckin face bro

this is a kendrick lamar verse

i looked at pics of me from march i look like im on ozempic

Scientist, only job is to make things foam up really bad and it's really fun

i need to come out and open.
i have scoliosis.

kendrick just opened his mouth

im somewhat copying this but im saying it publicly before i get called out

the ones who call people jobless are always unemployed

to her

not to be that guy but chromakopia is better than gnx

Plug says 5 min, ill see him tomorrow

unironically shoes should be 50 vbucks

i deadass that it was from bojack youre kidding

Plot twist trump changed his mind and hes gonna be a good guy president and smile

I hate making these "bluesky better bc" tweets but like im so happy i dont have to see fights anymore

why do worms make gong sounds when i tell them secrest

i am 2 years old today