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Kjetil Kristensen

@drkristensen.bsky.social

Digital strategist | CEO @ Happybytes | Father, husband, hobby trumpeter | Passionate about tech, lean principles, innovation, mobile, and collaboration | Expect posts in both Norwegian & English | Opinions are my own

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Big shift in Opensignalโ€™s Q3 2025 Network Excellence Index: Norway leapfrogs Denmark to #2 worldwide โ€” and #1 in the Nordics. Scandinavia now holds 3 of the top 5 spots.

23.10.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Live footage of Nobel committee giving the Physics prize to quantum computing.

07.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Definition of BACKFIRE to have the reverse of the desired or expected effect; to make or undergo a backfireโ€ฆ See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/b...

01.10.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(solemnly) You've had mail.

30.09.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6922    ๐Ÿ” 2886    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 402

Pleonasm alert: โ€˜Highest-quality 24-karat gold.โ€™ Whiskey on the rocks (with ice). Cheeseburgerโ€ฆ with cheese. Redundant much?

29.09.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many sentences involving the current administration could end with "...is really not that smart from a security perspective."

26.09.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exhibit A.

26.09.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh oh.

22.09.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mixing up DMs and posts is like sending your diary to the printer.

21.09.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mixing up DMs and posts is like sending your diary to the printer.

21.09.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well put. Yes, definitely the ties. Not the lies.

20.09.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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+ Japan surrendering to ANTIFA on the US Missouri 2 Sep. 1945.

19.09.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure sounds a lot (too much) like WWII and unrestricted submarine warfare. That usually has consequences.

16.09.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It reads as a striking admission of his limited influence in Moscow.

14.09.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flexible truths. Context-adjusted truths. Oh-shit-that-backfired-so-badly-I-need-to-pivot truths. Makes sense for some, I guess.

09.09.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress is dancing in front of a crowd at a party ALT: a woman in a black dress is dancing in front of a crowd at a party
09.09.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This decoupling sends a strong signal, if the numbers are correct.

09.09.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of all the wars fought by the US, for whatever the reason, this is not the greatest success. Lots of helicopters indeed, but the aftermath. Weird example.

08.09.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reality hits hard.

07.09.2025 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Definition of CLUB a heavy usually tapering staff especially of wood wielded as a weapon; a stick or bat used to hit a ball in any of various games; something resembling a clubโ€ฆ See the full definition

Definition 3c seems accurate: "An association of persons participating in a plan by which they agree to make regular payments or purchases in order to secure some advantage" - www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...

07.09.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That hat may be many things, but compliant with AR 670-1 isnโ€™t one of them.

07.09.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No version of this ends well.

07.09.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alternative winning.

06.09.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Governmental Efficiency.

06.09.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very grateful I live in a country where you can simply show up at any of the widespread voting stations that in Oslo are open 11 Aug - 5 Sep (you can even vote early from 1 July) and cast your ballot. No fuzz, no complexity, nobody making it harder than it has to be. Just democracy at work.

01.09.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This ๐Ÿ‘‡

01.09.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come on, Finland. Really? This took waaay too long.

31.08.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The man above hath taken his voice, after he set a world record in breaking the Ninth Commandment.

31.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least.

31.08.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about men. How many were men.

31.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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