fushba

But doctor, I think, therefore

Soup seller, I’m going into battle and have need only of your heartiest soup

Sk-IBD toilet

Is that anything

Made quiche Lorraine

Delicious 🤤

Too late, I have already depicted myself as the chad troodon and you as the virgin oviraptor

Tesseract is trans? No wonder Loki keeps stealing it

close up photo of kitty cat’s nose. his name is nimbus

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

Slender Jender

slames james

a single spaghet

The Blue Prince (video game) cover art except 'Blue' is replaced by that Morgan Freeman 'True...' meme and there are two letters S which make it say 'True... Princess' instead. The art itself has a door in a blue-wallpapered wall, with a walking stick pot next to it. Inside is a corridor with several rooms with a roller cart, a rocking horse, and a small boy opening a door in a leafy room.

screenshot of boba's notes from blue prince as above except letters are highlighted to say "PAPINT UK" (the letters P are Rs with their legs amputated shh)

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

a large group of sharks are swimming in the water ALT: a large group of sharks are swimming in the water

toilet sharks when there’s blood in your poo

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

if any of you get involved in a time travel plot and need to test the rules, here's a simple paradox machine

Bond, of course, is more interested in his daughter,

Giva Goodhead

game where up to 4 people ride a single mast sailboat around several islands, going in to collect treasure and avoiding enemies, bringing said treasure back to the boat.
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call it friendsloop

you're too late, i have already depicted your pussy as the soy wojack and my pussy as the gigachad

sharknado

a man with a beard and an eye patch says kept you waiting huh Alt: venom snake (man with a beard and an eye patch) says 'kept you waiting, huh?'

oh shit

the GIC just called me to book a gender assessment video call tomorrow

gonna finally get my gender assessed

been on the list since the summer of 2020

I'm not Picard.

oh neat it's snowing!

somehow it knows to do this on the nights before work too

me: oh wow it's bedtime and i've got no belly pain, sounds like i'm in for a good night's sleep! :) :)

the evil fuck you guy that lives in my guts and is known by the name Crohn's Disease: "she's lying down therefore she's trying to sleep STAB HER TORTURE HER RUIN HER LIFE FOR THE NEXT 8 HOURS"

a man in a white shirt says heavy sigh in front of a group of people Alt: Poe Dameron in that scene from Star Wars 9, you know the one.

Somehow, depression returned

Not a great start to the year 🙃

lesbians beware: soon begins the year of the evil and intimidating horse

Hey folks, hope you have a good new year

Something beautiful is gonna happen

Happy new year everyone! Let’s go 2026!