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Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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The chilled monkey brains market never fully recovered after Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

05.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Dodgers fans, please be ready for Canadians to lash out with congratulatory remarks on a well played series.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Winning a #WorldSeries? In this economy?

02.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, to those Jays fans who didn’t do the thing - watch the game/wear the jersey/put your left sock on first etc - because you didn’t want to jinx it…

…you have some deep soul searching to do.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Parents and educators:

This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.

The #BlueJays exemplify this.

They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.

But they definitely didn’t lose.

02.11.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The 2025 World Series will always be remembered for the Blue Jays who played against some other team.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t that far off.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s considered appropriate to throw off a high rise balcony at a time like this? For stress relief of course.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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02.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude! That was me!

02.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!

You can’t teach that!

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Confirmed: Canadian mortgage owners on edge of seats as Bank of Canada places bet to drop interest rates a full point if Blue Jays win game seven.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

David Suzuki and Neil deGrasse Tyson walk into a bar to watch Game Seven of the World Series.

Neil says β€œQauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”

Suzuki replies β€œBro, enough.”

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Are your hashtag feeds up to date? The earliest I can see is from 5 hours ago.

02.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen the #BlueJays make things happen in the 7th inning before.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

01.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear #BlueJays,

The winner of the 2025 #WorldSeries will have a place in the record books.

But win or lose, you’re the team that will have a place in everyone’s hearts.

01.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s neat is that regardless of the outcome the 2025 #WorldSeries will be remembered as the #BlueJays and some American team.

30.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing the #BlueJays 18th inning loss referred to as tragic.

Hard disagree.

For a series that many considered a sweep for the Dodgers I would call the Jay’s loss in that game triumphant, and a testament to a team that is anything but tragic.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

30.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Read that again.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
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30.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re not rooting for the #BlueJays then you’re rooting for the other team.

And I’m rooting for the #BlueJays.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

30.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Prediction:

If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

29.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Read that again.

29.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prediction:

If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

29.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Popcorn time!

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

29.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Regardless of the outcome I heard that the #Dodgers were promised they could watch Halloween Town 2 after the game.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

29.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You know those green, garlic stuffed olives? Well I just ate four of them.

Also go Jays!

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

29.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s simple math.

Go Jays, go!

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

29.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Jays stay in the lead they could win tonight’s game.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

29.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

A 5th inning seems so small. Does that even register as real inning after you’ve been to 18?

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

29.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it wasn’t for the [baseball reference] the [baseball team] would be [funny baseball related reference].

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

28.10.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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