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Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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Itโ€™s nice to know one has had an impact on the world.

13.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#FollowForMore

13.02.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something Iโ€™d like to sayโ€ฆ

When youโ€™re eating some chocolate, and you alternate it with sips of hot tea or coffee, and it cleanses the palate so that the next bite of chocolate tastes fresh and new and doesnโ€™t just blend in with the previous biteโ€ฆ I like that.

13.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is awful.

It really goes to show that as much as Canada - or any country - thinks โ€œweโ€™re not the USโ€ weโ€™re all susceptible to the same forces.

For better, or for worse.

11.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to when the human factor is taken out of the Olympics and becomes entirely AI.

Welcome to the Olympix.

08.02.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The change from Olympics to Olympix is how youโ€ฆ thatโ€™s how you can tell itโ€™s AI.

11.02.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m watching the replay of the menโ€™s moguls qualifying round.

In the Olympics.

The Winter Olympics.

11.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well thatโ€™s fun.

11.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know what that means. But hi, Tom!

11.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s start a rumour that the University of Harvard takes steps to officially change its name to the University of Hahvahd.

11.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you knowโ€ฆ?

The majority of back pain will get better on its own, and it doesnโ€™t require seeing a specialist, getting imaging, or paying money for specific treatments.

Thatโ€™s it. Thatโ€™s good news.

10.02.2026 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Admit itโ€ฆ you were trying out some walker parkour.

10.02.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something neatโ€ฆ

Using diapers as the punchline of a joke against anyone is ableist, and hurtful. Even when the โ€œjokeโ€ is about a politician.

I didnโ€™t always know this. And maybe youโ€™re just learning it for the first time now.

The great news is that you can take the feedback and stop doing it.

10.02.2026 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

In-person care is great.

But accessibility matters.

Thatโ€™s why online/virtual/telephone are great options for those facing mobility, health and distance challenges.

09.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out that interest in comic strips can apply to any time of the day.

09.02.2026 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Inline Online Virtual Back Pain Consultations

Itโ€™s late at night.

Your back hurts.

And what you really want to know before booking with a prospective healthcare professional is if they have a favourite comic strip?

inlineonline.ca/faq

09.02.2026 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Now you tell me.

09.02.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#RavensIn30

09.02.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to when the human factor is taken out of the Olympics and becomes entirely AI.

Welcome to the Olympix.

08.02.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every American thatโ€™s actually funny is either Canadian, or can trace their roots back to Canada. Every single one.

But Mark, what abou-

Canadian.

30.01.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the great things with the #Olympics is that I can find out more about how banking, drug, telecommunications, and energy companies are working hard to help me.

07.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DENTAL PLAN!!!

07.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s been announced that over the next 10 years the IOC will be requiring all teams and athletes to be AI.

When asked what that means a spokesperson said โ€œWeโ€™re not exactly sure. But thereโ€™s a lot of AI lately, so weโ€™re making sure weโ€™re on it.โ€

#Olympics2026

06.02.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAnd grazie, Jeff in ITโ€ฆ for fixing that issue with the PowerPoint projector. You really came through.โ€

- Giovanni Malagรฒ #Olympics2026

06.02.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You take that back!

06.02.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay but have you tried back pain, shmack pain?

04.02.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would love it if the biggest headline in the news was a prediction about soup.

04.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed - @masterofgum.bsky.social is like a velociraptor.

04.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just glad that youโ€™ve come through it well these past 24 hours :)

03.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe I needed to hit the word โ€œastronautsโ€ harder.

Itโ€™s pretty high level I donโ€™t expect everyone to get it.

02.02.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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