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@greenthingy.bsky.social

Professional idiot by day, professional slut by night. He/Him, 29, NO MINORS BEYOND THIS POINT!!!! Occasionally I draw stuff for fun! It's mostly porn with the occasional shitpost, but yeah!

154 Followers  |  195 Following  |  187 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.0315

Latest posts by greenthingy.bsky.social on Bluesky

What about a heavy glazing with how much cake you're carrying back there ๐Ÿ˜Ž

04.11.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's The F#@K Squad!

04.11.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.

Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv

30.10.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14083    ๐Ÿ” 3343    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 228    ๐Ÿ“Œ 150
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Something something alternate costumes?

27.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I mean I wouldn't say no if yer offerin'...~

27.10.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just scug n' lizard stuff

#rainworld

26.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Troubles Be Brewin'

26.10.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stuck in BK mode in a group archipelago randomizer but it's all good because I get to watch a friend struggle through a hell graveyard in dark souls 3 enemy randomizer. This random dude floating motionless against the sky has big 'YOU CAN DO IT' 'BELIEVE IN YOURSELF' motivational poster energy.

19.10.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Green Thing that go bump in the night...

06.10.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
princess river coluber crushed under a massive pair of alligator balls

princess river coluber crushed under a massive pair of alligator balls

river gets what's coming to her

gators are allowed to have huge sheath&balls sometimes as a treat

01.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can't believe this is the platform Andrew Cuomo is actually running on. This makes me sick

14.07.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1851    ๐Ÿ” 347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
20.09.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3082    ๐Ÿ” 1402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Hella

19.09.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hung Lizard (But like not like /that/)

15.09.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My fat gator cock ๐Ÿ’ฆ

06.09.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A head-clearing walk is needed sometimes

31.08.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Free Koopa Rides โ€ผ๏ธ

28.03.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2072    ๐Ÿ” 478    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Project Silverfish is still a pretty neat game

04.08.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's a living, amirite?

03.08.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Project Silverfish is a pretty neat game tbh

03.08.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I'm doing 'things' to Smitten :3

03.08.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Art Fight 2025 attack on @greenthingy.bsky.socialโ€ฌ

At this point during this year's Art Fight, I was really feeling burned out, mostly due to a whole bunch of stuff going on.ย 

#SFW #ArtFight

01.08.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beach Time

19.07.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maaaaaan I wanna spend the entire day just making out with that ass and stuffing it with fat cock over and OVER tbh

11.07.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some pieces from Art Fight, more to come eventually!

08.07.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cole Chungman back on his bullshit

08.07.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anyway hereโ€™s some Pittbert

07.07.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, Anthro Con was so freakinโ€™ good tho, first time going and I had a blast!

07.07.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh this dude is boyfriend shaped ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ

24.06.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You draw some of the best big men Iโ€™ve seen in the biz, and I am an avid enjoyer of big dudes

23.06.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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