You know you've come across the sweaty-est of try hards if you end up getting paired against Tymna and Thrasios on Arena. Take that piss back to CEDH
11.10.2025 00:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@hxcnoel.bsky.social
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You know you've come across the sweaty-est of try hards if you end up getting paired against Tymna and Thrasios on Arena. Take that piss back to CEDH
11.10.2025 00:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heh, MAGAs on social media are sharing around this viral video of a "preacher" aka false prophet who is trying to make the case that the colors of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse correspond to middle eastern flag colors. Grasping at straws to justify genocide and Islamophobia
27.09.2025 16:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Paul Simon's You Can Call me Al has been in my head a lot lately, so I decided to look up the instrumentation, since there's so much going on. I was not disappointed. No less than 20 people played on the track. Some of the weirder instruments were bass sax, fretless bass & the iconic penny whistle
27.09.2025 09:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just finished another playthrough of BG1 and 2 plus expansions. Used a mixed party of created PCs plus NPCs. My PCs were Thaddeus Greenskin, a half-orc berserker, Juniper Shadowdusk, an elf assassin, and Liluven Starglitter, a half-elf cleric mage. Now I'm not sure what to do with my life...
25.09.2025 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My grandma thought she was watching the Gladiator sequel, but she was actually watching Gladiator (2000). I didn't have the heart to tell her #areyounotentertained
23.09.2025 01:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stranger Things is gonna be so weird after a 3+ year gap. And the release schedule is so dumb. I wish more shows would dump the whole season and let us watch at our own pace, instead of trickling out the content, especially not like this. Oh well. It better be good after all this
16.09.2025 13:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that I've finished Star Trek Discovery and Strange New Worlds, I need some new TV to watch. Hit me with recommendations
15.09.2025 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My 85 year old grandma refuses to get a cell phone, so I have to tell her the authentication code for her bank every time she signs into her mobile account. She was an early adopter of personal computers & regularly uses a tablet. So I'm not sure what her hangup is with cell phones. Hipster probably
14.09.2025 17:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As the animals, they can't reason but as humans we can, so are you just a wild animal or a rational man? Our bodies take you nowhere, might does not make right There's a gift inside your head called your mind
13.09.2025 05:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's the absent-minded fool who's afraid to think, to extend an open hand, to dare to earn a thing
It's the gift inside your head not to take for granted because an unexamined life is a seed unplanted
The neverending struggle to stay straight edge and stay positive in a fucked up world #KappaRoss
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If you're a glutton for punishment, here are my thoughts on Charlie Kirk. If you're not a glutton for punishment, my blog has a ton of fun posts that don't tackle anything earth-shattering. Thanks for looking π©· dukecityhardcorepunk.wordpress.com/2025/09/12/c...
12.09.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Interesting how no one panicked or tried to run away during the Trump assassination attempt, but for Kirk all hell broke loose and the police couldn't contain the crowd from running in all directions π€
11.09.2025 19:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starting to think I have a pork intolerance. Every time I eat pork chops or pork sausage, I get stomach cramps. Haven't noticed it with bacon. Can't imagine why that would be the case. Another reason why getting old sucks...
11.09.2025 01:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are obstacles in the way
But together, we will overcome
Cause you can't break a spirit and you can't kill a dream...
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Wrote a little review of a fun shitty crime movie, The Tax Collector from 2020, co-starring everyone's favorite Hollywood autist, Shia LeBeouf. Check it out, and feel free to browse around some of my other posts. Thanks for looking π©· dukecityhardcorepunk.wordpress.com/2025/08/28/t...
28.08.2025 03:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't advertise myself enough on social media, but I just recently wrote a short blog about gatekeeping in the world of comedy and the hardcore punk scene. Check it out, and read another post while you're there. I've been blogging since 2016, so you're bound to find something you like. Lincoln bio
07.08.2025 18:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The subtle difference between Needle and Phyrexian Revoker is something only MTG gamers of a certain era will know deep in their dusty old bones.
06.08.2025 02:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the great joys of playing elves for so many years is when people Pithing Needle the wrong card. Today someone named Priest of Titania. I had Freyalise Skyshroud Partisan out, so I could not only still tap for mana, but I could untap it for double the mana. This isn't to make fun of anyone
06.08.2025 02:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0While watching #Evo2025 I'm wondering if any other e-sports or competitive games will follow the lead of the FGC and allow mild cursing during their broadcasts. It feels a little more natural. Obviously, it wouldn't work for every game, but still seems worth exploring
04.08.2025 02:14 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Toss a coin to your Witcher, and toss a follow to my favorite burlesque performer. You won't regret it onlyfans.com/dancinglily
07.04.2025 22:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if this guy is an homage to Kaladin from The Stormlight Archive. The flavor text is a pretty direct callback to the bridge crew days #mtgdft
22.02.2025 02:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's wild that part of that journey is coming to an end, but I'm sure there will soon be a next chapter. Looking forward to the 8 hour finale next week. And still looking for people interested in playing d&d. Been too long. Let's freaking goooooo!!!!
30.01.2025 21:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ever since discovering @criticalrole.bsky.social in 2017 and immediately getting caught up on 300 hours of their old games, and my passion for D&D being reignited, Thursday nights have been a constant companion and escape valve from the stress of everyday life.
30.01.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've been going hard on my blog lately. This is the second post of the year, and the past few months have been the most productive time in the years I've been doing this. Check it out, and lemme know your thoughts.
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In light of the UHC killer, I'm gonna make an adaptation of A Christmas Carol where Cratchit goes postal and wastes Scrooge. Tiny Tim will hobble onstage and say "deny defend depose" as the credits roll
24.12.2024 01:06 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finally got the sky bridge extension to import my Twt follows. Chrome wouldn't work, so I had to use Firefox. Anyways, it feels nice to start over with a clean slate. Let's go bluesky!!! Feel free to check out my blog, link in biooooo!!! Can't wait for AGDQ in a few weeks!! Lfg!!!
18.12.2024 03:39 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Julius Robert Oppenheimer Nuke. His name is my name too...
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