ambrosius.

ambrosius.

@rosemagus.bsky.social

your “good old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them. death count: 1

622 Followers 539 Following 5,145 Posts Joined Apr 2025
3 days ago

Oh, really? What an honor! I had no idea.

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3 days ago

One of many nails. They were on the decline anyway.

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3 days ago

Anja is right, you know. Without the gods, humanity is free to choose its own path unobstructed.

It's such a shame about all that collateral damage, though.

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3 days ago

It would defy the code of chivalry to bring you to tears.

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3 days ago

// YOU SAVED ME

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3 days ago

- I don't show up to ANY funerals.

- Yeah, I bet you don't! Because you're SCARED. Y-You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!

- I'm scared I'll be BORED to TEARS!

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3 days ago

"Well, I better run before the rabble arrives."

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3 days ago

... That's you being creative?

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3 days ago

I like your people for their creativity, so it really pains me to see you resort to violence every time.

But yes, you don't need an excuse to shoot me. You're free to do so any time.

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3 days ago

That is... Not an alternative. You just want an excuse to shoot me.

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3 days ago

Then I'd be forced to defend myself.

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3 days ago

Hahaha, extra therapy?! You're so funny!

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3 days ago

The baptism and the exorcism didn't do it, an armchair and a framed piece of paper ain't doing it either.

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3 days ago

Oh darling, I need something much stronger than therapy.

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3 days ago

Aww, really? You're gonna make me blush. ♡

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3 days ago

I find your fear of Sunday highly irrational.

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3 days ago

"Oh my, that'd have been pretty good had it been intentional."

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3 days ago

You have quite a poor opinion of me. I am somewhat responsible for you, even if we are not quite familiar and master anymore.

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3 days ago

Many such cases... Scoot, your tail is in the way.

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3 days ago

Giving the fae some credit, they are far better at weaponsmithing.

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3 days ago

// I am so sad the pronouns label went and disappeared 💔

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3 days ago

They're perfectly familiar with the concept, having been born into, and 'dying' during war. Violence is, of course, just another language. One that comes attached with ultimatums.

That doesn't mean they hate it any less.

Blue is going to trample all over the flowers.

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3 days ago

I feel somewhat coerced.

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4 days ago

I'd appreciate it if you didn't, but I also trust you to choose whichever option would be funnier.

As a court fool, I have to respect the law of comedy.

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4 days ago

... ( Sigh ) Yes, indeed. Someone as charming and cute as you must be quite wise.

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4 days ago

......... Do you want me to affirm that you are... Cute?

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4 days ago

What horns?

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4 days ago

Vast? My, you must be quite the learned individual. A plethora of unique experiences beneath your belt?

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4 days ago

Ignoring who and what she is. Just another person in a sea of faces, yes, yes. Just don't mind the horns.

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4 days ago

Wise words.

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