ambrosius.

❝ I'm a hunk ! ❞

:)

"A hunk, for sure."

I am quickly realizing this is a favorite past time for you.

Looks him up and down.

"No."

I would mourn for you, but I would not turn you away.

Quaint. But also a great loss. I find these human foibles quite beautiful.

I'm flattered, truly, but my good looks merely increase the tolerance of my nonsense. Point being, I have an atrocious personality, and you can certainly do much better than I.

マーリン

"Very well."

He steps forward, and clutches the fabric on Thistle's chest. His hold is tight, and he tugs the elf slightly closer.

"Neither of us will be leaving until you eat. Stop acting like a child."

"It helps store the food for longer. In this case, it also prevents the snack from melting and allows for easy carrying."

He nods enthusiastically as he speaks.

"They are clever, no? I am always amused by their ingenuity."

"Ah— wait, no. You... You have to take the wrapper off first. The outer layer... That's not edible."

"Oh. Oh! I see, we've had a misunderstanding. I wished to trade my sense of taste for yours. If you want some of my food, you can just have it. Here."

He produces, and gestures with a chocolate bar.

Oh, that's interesting.

( He's spoken much about himself by now, so commentary on his disposition or taste in attire are no longer pressing matters. Instead, he leans forward, beaming. )

I wonder what kind of teacher you were? What was it that you taught them?

things than I could ever imagine. I should be proud, no?

This may surprise you, but I wasn't one to clamber for the spotlight. That's a recent thing. I honestly prefer to watch from the sidelines, so roles like advisor and tutor are more suited for me.

I've been told to tone down my descriptions, and that statements such as, "I will wear your skin like a coat," or "garotte you with your own entrails," are too graphic.

Anyway, it does. I'm a better teacher than I am anything else — I'm not ashamed to admit it. My students will go on to do greater

I think the 'price' was implied with my statement. You would be the fuel for the fire, that's what you want, isn't it? To complete your task, no matter the cost.

Hm? No interest. You appear to have a very shallow, yet disfavorable opinion of me. Besides, all my recent marks have been men.

i’m on display for all you fuckers to look at.

#DANGANRONPARP #DRRP #MVRP

Haha, perhaps! Of course, I've no interest in confirming nor denying. At the very least, I am rather jealous of the vivid dreams humanity provides.

What about you? Are there any sins you vy for?

"Yes, well..." He rubs the back of his neck. "He is a predator, so it would make sense that he eats meat. He tolerates grain and fruit otherwise, but meat is his go-to."

Lust is literally so predictable. Tell about this envy stuff, though.

"Yes, but only if you find a new and creative way each time."

"Wow, I just had the best nap of my life."

Half his body is still regenerating.

... ... ... "Well that wasn't too ba—"

It proceeds to blow up and take Merlin with it.

Looks down.

"Head."

We all know my greatest sin is sloth. I should be allowed to indulge in the other ones sometimes, as is my nature.

"Can you attack me in some other way? I need my throat to talk so I can say annoying things while I'm being stabbed."

No, I believe in you with my whole entire heart. Your word is now gospel. I will be making my entire court and any unfortunate knights in my presence eat this immediately.

"Pretty please give me my knife back? I was very foolish throwing it at you and will not do it again."

defending mayo with my life. shouldn't be loudly declaring to the world that you don't have any sense of taste.

people who think mayo doesn't add flavor just haven't used enough mayo

"Hmm... I must admit this does not look good for me. What if I ask for my knife back really nicely?"