@enginermonkey.bsky.social
He/him (basic ass pronouns) ๐ต๐ฑ Swiss-German doctor Teofrastus Bombastus Von Heroin, a dangerous Robo-Amphibian that doesn't differ visually from a human Stand with Palestine
A fluffy tortoise-shell cat meows vehemently against the injustice of not being able to use power tools due to a lack of thumbs. Her victim: A blue drill which is resting on a workbench along with numerous attachments. Her rage cannot be sated by the sight of such meagre instruments, she craves a bulldozer or perhaps TNT.
DIY lesson number 1: always scream at your power tools.
๐ธ @toesknows.bsky.social
Never change, Uni
25.04.2025 04:57 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy Easter Monday everyone, my family managed not to talk about politics over dinner today!
21.04.2025 13:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0who
18.04.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Vicious vs demure
05.04.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh dear
05.04.2025 21:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hoooah
03.04.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Coming in hot!
01.04.2025 21:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When Uni sits in this box, his mouth looks even cuter :3
31.03.2025 13:18 โ ๐ 5263 ๐ 919 ๐ฌ 61 ๐ 8Imprisoned for his heinous crimes (having swollen gums)
29.03.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I gave Uni a whole chicken as a birthday present :3
27.03.2025 12:58 โ ๐ 2899 ๐ 462 ๐ฌ 81 ๐ 14Miau๐ต๐ฑ as well!
26.03.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Past me was so cool I need to get my shit together again
23.03.2025 10:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Good morning & welcome to #Caturday
Never admire quietly
If you admire something about someone, tell them
Itโs important we give people flowers while theyโre still here
Never admire quietly
It can make such a difference
A forehead kiss will save a manโs life
21.03.2025 05:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hardly
20.03.2025 16:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The dealer because blondes deserve to die.
19.03.2025 11:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Or pick the lint out of a sweater youโre currently wearing
19.03.2025 09:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pornogrhahe
18.03.2025 18:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wo
17.03.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Very good!
13.03.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah
13.03.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Haha
11.03.2025 12:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Adequate
10.03.2025 10:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Whatโs good? Not you clearly
10.03.2025 10:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Happy womenโs month.
09.03.2025 11:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What are the chances weโre both sick at the same time again?
08.03.2025 12:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0God.
06.03.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Nap with me?
03.03.2025 13:18 โ ๐ 11663 ๐ 818 ๐ฌ 141 ๐ 21
nobody's taking your broccoli calm down
02.03.2025 19:44 โ ๐ 74 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
