Mona

Glad we're asking the hard-hitting questions in biology that the government won't tell you, like "Do rabbits masturbate?"

That piece of shit Kanye just finished the one song I like listening to and now it's a train-wreck,
The lyrics are off the beat, they changed that fucking piano melody and not a single soul has noticed.

I don't care if I fail these pre-lims,
They show I tried,
They show that I'm able,
They show that I'm not retarded.

I honestly hate luigi,
And not the cunt from super Mario,
But you already knew that.

They probably mischaracterising Jeff the land shark,
I say this, yet I've never been into marvel so I wouldn't know.

I don't care if mistletoe isn't hollyberry, I still hate it.

Without riot shields,
Melee builds have no punchline.

Those best before dates aren't there for show,
I have just puked everywhere in that toilet bowl.

I still don't understand why they call it streams and not plays.

Only two of these are real songs, fuck.

2 years in a row baby.

I don't think I can do that 7-day survivor achievement, here.

I hate pvz reflourished

Shit is going down.

Might shit myself,
Could be an interesting curveball.

Oh my FUCKING God I just missed half the hotline miami lore drops cause it's LB and not A,
I am so FUCKING stupid.

Why do I want to spare the person who killed my girlfriend?
Cause fuck you, it's none of your business.
I also hate games that are nonlinear like that,
I don't care if the choices don't matter, I wanna play how I wanna play.

I DON'T WANNA SEE ANOTHER FUCKING PLANT AGAIN.

THAT RUSTY FUCKING WEED CAN SUCK IT CAUSE IM HIM.

IM FUCKING HIM

IM, FUCKING, COOKING.

Home ec studying or egg Inc. farming?

I need a fucking medal for writing these, cause I can't be asked to do these. But if I don't, I'll be executed via firing squad. It's they might be giants, but I DAMN will know that you can read, I'm fuckin body POSITIVE. I feel bad for the one other person reading these, that person being me making these, I feel like I'm writing my portfolio all over again, but instead of it being a poorly written piece about the controversies of thr Olympic, it's about how happy I could've been if I was a miscarriage baby. It is so FUCKING hot in this room, my head is killing me, all the ONE window that is in this cramped sorry excuse of a room is open, and it is fucking FREEZING out there, how am I not COOLED yet? Nothing good happens in this country, all the good shit happens in America or Japan. Do terrorists come blow down OUR big fucking clocktower? NO, They hit the GODDAMN PENTAGON. And if only I could speak the launguage would I even like to go to a different speaking country. I want merch, keyrings, SOMETHING even remotely related to cookie run man. I always wanted to get something tiger lily related, but no, they wouldn't make ANYTHING out of that, cause only the depraved like Tiger Lily, the lowest of the low. And one of them is me, I'm no better than them.

Fucking, balling.

The term friend has been changing throughout the years.

The three parts of my brain tell me to just jump but since I'm bored I'll trust it,
Even if my device has told me 3 times to not do this.

My device is indeed an android cause I like my longer battery life, and I also like my battery overheating.

Those cheap BASTARDS,
They changed that fucking spotify app so I can't do my "quit and reload" strat.
FUCK, how am I supposed to listen to The Rolling Stones on repeat?

I'm not gonna use hashtags, or maybe I will.
Maybe if it's like really important.

Oh, even with that. Trump wins.
What. A. Shocker.

Now kama llamas gonna win?
'Nother shocker.

Trump won? Shocker.

Good ol' politics,
Where no matter where you stand, you're a fucking idiot and frankly, should kill yourself.

Fucking band name "scissor sisters" like what the FUCK.

I do kinda hate the artists.

It's the same FUCKING joke,
OVER and OVER again.