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Todd Alcott

@toddalcott.bsky.social

Graphic artist, erstwhile screenwriter, dude with cats

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Some more vintage idiocy, Samuel Beckett books re-imagined as 1980s Stephen King paperbacks:

21.11.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't hear a lot from Stephen Miller lately, I guess he hasn't chewed through his muzzle yet

21.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Karoline Leavitt say "Well obviously the president doesn't intend to destroy Los Angeles with a nuclear bomb" and we all go back to work?

21.11.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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At some point, does the Overton Window open so far that the whole building collapses? If he tweets "I'M GOING TO DESTROY LOS ANGELES WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB" does that move the needle at all?

21.11.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A rare photo of Samuel Beckett enjoying a Snapple:

21.11.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only 95 copies left of my Cryptid Poker deck! It will not be in stock again until March! toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

20.11.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just another normal day of the press secretary telling us the president doesn't REALLY want his opponents executed

20.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1065    ๐Ÿ” 230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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"5 out of 5 stars! Absolutely perfect! Sublime, superbly packaged and arrived quickly!" -- Les Arcanes on Nov 18, 2025 toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

19.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Hello! Tonight, we're going to show you some horrifying footage of real Nazi atrocities. But first, some magic tricks!" -- literally the plot of Nuremberg

19.11.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New to the store! www.etsy.com/listing/4407...

18.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw sweet!

17.11.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some of my Bowie pieces, at my Etsy shop: toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

17.11.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Where life is cheap.

17.11.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It may be, but folks sure had fun with it!

17.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson saw Nathan Thurm on SNL when he was a kid and said โ€œHim. Thatโ€™s who I want to be.โ€

17.11.2025 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, youโ€™re telling me that Ben Garrison is misinformed?

17.11.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classic.

17.11.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the Epstein emails refers to him "blowing Bubba," meaning Clinton.

17.11.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Easily the most incoherent cartoonist working today.

17.11.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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relatable

17.11.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1632    ๐Ÿ” 243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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To keep tabs on Team MAGA, I periodically check in on the work of Ben Garrison. I couldn't let this week go by without checking to see what he'd have to say about Trump raping children and sucking cock. This week's cartoon is about 300 ostriches that were killed because of a rumor of bird flu.

17.11.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The impressive part is how the studio got one twenty years before they were painted.

17.11.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Some thoughts on Frankenstein (2025) : Todd Alcott

Some thoughts on Frankenstein, at my blog, because I still have a blog: www.toddalcott.com/some-thought...

17.11.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh man, that whole script is one long double-entendre.

17.11.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BWA HA HA

16.11.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some of my Talking Heads pieces, available at my Etsy store: toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

16.11.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We often don't know which room we're in, or how long we've been there, we only know what she knows.
Anchoring all this is the astonishing Tatiana Maslany, who creates the most distinctive, most fully-fleshed woman in jeopardy I've seen since Rosemary's Baby.

16.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a single-set movie, but it never gets visually tiring, just from the way Perkins's camera chooses to look at objects. The editing and camera placement subtly reflect the protagonist's growing sense of bewilderment and disorientation.

16.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I loved, loved, loved Osgood Perkins's fascinating new movie Keeper. On a purely filmic level, Perkins is developing a cinematic vocabulary unlike anything I've ever seen. He generates over an hour of suspense almost entirely from unusual camera placement and editing.

16.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching Howard Hawks's landmark 1932 gangster movie Scarface, my new favorite moment is Boris Karloff, playing a tough-talking North Side gangster, wrapping his distinctive embouchure around the line "Hey you guys!"

16.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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