Ann Glimmer

a woman in a denim jacket is smiling and says gosh , look at the time . ALT: a woman in a denim jacket is smiling and says gosh , look at the time .

Who, me? Oh, look at that, just remembered I have a thing, gotta go!

a woman wearing a black strapless dress and a gold necklace is sitting in front of a window ALT: a woman wearing a black strapless dress and a gold necklace is sitting in front of a window

THANK YOU!!!! I mean... I shall pass it on to the publisher. (Because I certainly didn't spend hours cutting and pasting images of different animals into the shape of a dragon and then reducing the transparency to make it look like it's hidden in mist, just so no one would notice how ugly it was.)

AITA for dodging royal responsibilities and running off to a safe haven for witches?

I (30M) decided I didn't want to deal with the Exclusion Crisis and Whiny Uncle James. So I fled to this retreat for witches. Note: also not a witch. Am I a horrible person?

#UnhingedPit #A #F #H

#UnhingedPit HIT PLAY FOR
- marriage competition but the PEOPLE pick the prince
- 1 contestant is the secret heir to the princess’ throne
- a crow companion
- sloe gin fizz
- magic journals
- garden parties
- tabloids
- she saves him
- this crown’s not big enough for the both of us
#YA #F #Q

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AITA For wanting a happy goody two shoes friendship group to fall apart? Or Shall I make friends with the underdog since she’s clingy.Or I would be glad if it all crashed and burned like my life?

Gone Girl X Trustfall

realmbreakerx rule of wolves

#Unhingedpit #A #F

Bernie saying I am once again asking you to read my ghost ship romantasy book. It’s terrifying and I put my heart and soul into it

#UnhingedPit please (Brooklyn accent) It’s got horror, it’s got ghosts, it’s got lovers that used to hate each other but now need each other to survive 💕👻💕

the cover of Getting My Goat Monstrous Rochester Book One by Jessica Olin with the cat figure circled

I don't know why I put up with this human & this satyr. I mean, sure, they provide yummy food and talented head scritches, but they keep getting into trouble. I even had to attack a minotaur once. I wish they would just stay in and watch the world from a windowsill like me. #UnhingedPit #a #r #lgbt

I am…
□ single
□ taken
✅ madly in love with a hologram of a doomed victim of the Titanic
✅ going to travel back in time to save her

TITANIC VOYAGE

#UnhingedPit #A #P

THE MEMORY GARDEN (Starling House x Wayward Children) in unhinged ao3 tags!

memory monsters in a botanical garden vs two pining sapphics, what could go wrong

#UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q

The darkest timeline meme from community. The top says "Sebastian: *seeing the future*" then below is the mess of one person putting out a fire poorly and spreading it and says "Denny starting fires" then the fire says "Problems made worse by Denny" there is a group of people huddled around a person who was shot ad it says "Denny almost dying (again)" and then someone watching from another room it says "Guitar pining for Denny"

For fans of Danny Phantom, aaangst, Scooby-Doo, cellos, Anakin Skywalker, arson, Anna Dressed in Blood, biiiirds, This Savage Song, the power of friendship, Underwood Tapes, being insecure, Batman Beyond & betrayals!

Read about how Denny becomes everyone's problem.

#UnhingedPit #YA #M #DF #Q #LGBT

Narok with the text: just fount out Ive been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything I do anymore. you should come over.

Kasandra with text: i love being in STEAM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

Kasandra with text: if you can't handle me at my worst (stabbing you) then you don't deserve me at my best ( when i have my boobs out)

Narok with text: "do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

#UnhingedPit #F #A #WIP #LGBT

Trans monster hunter (king of being a petty bitch) trying to solve his best friend's murder. Forced to work with world's most annoying girlfailure (she wants him carnally).

Over a dark olive green background, there are four images. In the upper left is an image of a football helmet on a field at night. In the lower left is a headline from a comedic article titled "A Cultural History of Butt Slapping in Sports." In the lower right is an image of coniferous trees against a foggy background. In the upper right is a small image of a raccoon, with text that reads "god is testing me and i have not studied." In the center of it all is a snippet from a book which reads: "As soon as I'm outside in the warm twilight, I pull the pack of panties out of the bag, shove it in my waistband under my shirt, and release a sigh of relief. Next, I grab one of the peanut butter jars and jab my plastic spoon right through the foil. All the while, some old guy is sitting on the sidewalk, watching me with wide eyes. I nod at him. 'Sup.'"

look. is Grayson the most refined 16-year-old in the world? no. Is he the star player on his football team? no.

BUT is he capable of solving paranormal mysteries and fending off the things that lurk in the woods to protect the daughter of a famous influencer? also no.

#unhingedpit #WIP #YA

Final pitch for this project:
Snips! 2 spicy, 2 non-spicy. #unhingedpit #a #rf #r #f #q

If the MC'S of my horror romantasy kept a diary. ❤️🥀💋

The Women of the Wile. 75 k. YA/New Adult crossover.

#UnhingedPit #H #R #F #Q

Drake meme--top: Victoria and Quinn have a deal: six dates, no sex* bottom: *does not include: touching *redacted*, tasting *redacted*, *redacted* while watching in the mirror

Victoria and Quinn attempt to keep it casual in DIRTY DRAFTING, now querying! Will they succeed? Absolutely not!

#unhingedpit #A #R #Q

YouTube video by ArumiKai All These Pretty Cages - Trailer 1

ARCANE x COLDWIRE

murdering robot spiders, a cybernetic surgeon who wears pink butterfly hairclips, a magical battle thunderdome, skyrail skateboarding, TRON bikes.

ALSO IT’S A LOVE STORY.

#A #R #SF #UnhingedPit

youtu.be/YV7hdhPXkuQ?...

WIBTA for kissing my diplomatic guest (again)?
I (29M) am diplo host to B (27F). While following someone (classified), we got seen. Kissed her to divert suspicion. Been faking a relationship since, but want to kiss her for real. WIBTA? Edit: She def likes me (not subtle).
#UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

Mockup of a rights catalog page, with handwritten comments (in []): Upmarket Fiction [Good it’s generic, since mine’s romance+WF+semi-historical all rolled in one] Mock book cover, featuring a couple embracing (freepik.com) Only One Summer in Berlin [Are we keeping this title?] Soph On submission Fall 2025 Primary agent: You TV/Film agent: TBD Rights available: worldwide Length: 311 pages Material: Unedited MS Pitched as [x] [Sthg book club, w/ depth & growth] meets [y] [Sthg spicy! But not gratuitous], a poignant [Too much?], emotionally rich, heartfelt, smart and sexy [Word salad? But it’s all there! Let’s also weave in it’s funny. And immersive.] love story about a disciplined student who falls for edgy, leafy, laid-back post-Cold War Berlin—and for her host, a single dad struggling with his future. But she can’t stay. Largely obscuring the blurb, a Post-it reading: Dear future agent, Even if we sign today, the Frankfurt fair is still gonna be a stretch, so I thought I’d help. Maybe slip it in as a loose sheet? Needs finalizing, but it shouldn’t take you long… Words from the blurb: ’97 Berlin isn’t [Am I selling “Berlin as a character” enough? What about the 90s angle?] / dream destination. But when poor / poli-sci degree / heads to Berlin / Larger-than / language / handball / his six-year / friendship / their att / One massa / It can only be a fling / path lies in Paris / for shared custody of / secrets that tie him to Berlin. When / them to make an impossible choice: abandon these /or each other. [Stakes high enough? Still clear it’s a HEA?] Picture of a barn owl Soph was born in a barn, but soon spread her wings to roam the forests at night. She now lives at the top of a tower and collects mice (well, their bones). When not hooting her next novel, she enjoys moon-gazing. She wishes she were as effortlessly cool as Hedwig but suspects she’s more of an Archimedes. [Finally a decent bio!] Frankfurt 2025 - adult catalog

Because an agent–author relationship is a partnership.
Because I’m nothing if not a team player.

#UnhingedPit #Q #A #R

a man in a knight 's armor is blowing his nose at a wall . ALT: a man in a knight 's armor is blowing his nose at a wall .

Warning label for The Impostor King:
⚠️annoying Seer
⚠️may cause angst due to one braincell
⚠️the plot is in the hands of a non-sentient sword
⚠️fake dating reverse trope: everyone pretends you're dating but you
⚠️ley lines school you don't want to go to
#F #YA #Q #UnhingedPit

THE OFFICE X GOOD OMENS

A satire of both business and the supernatural, Virgil Mora, Hell's Consultant, must restore Heaven's faith in Hell by saving a vampire-run Ohio gas station in just three months to save his job and Lucifer, the angel he's fallen for.

#UnhingedPit #F #A #LGBT #W #WriteSky

Who you gonna call? ☎️

ALICE & THE AFTERLIFE | 75K | Paranormal Fantasy
👻🏡🔪🧹🧽🪦🩸😺🔮
#Querying #UnhingedPit

A neon pink inferno burns across a dark, liquid surface, with sparks and embers flying into a pitch-black sky. In bold glowing serif text at the center it reads: “AGENT’S AVOIDANCE GUIDE: THE DYING RELIGION.” Beneath that, in all-caps white text: “Brought to you by the unholy trinity of God complexes, Emotional Trauma, and Daddy issues.”

A dark forest is lit by surreal glowing pink embers scattered across the ground, giving the entire scene an eerie, post-apocalyptic vibe. Overlaid in all-caps white text: “In a world where therapy is expensive but divine wrath is government funded, two underqualified gays and a himbo must weaponise blasphemy, a chronic lack of survival instincts and generational trauma to save the Gods. Again.”

May I introduce to you, the anti agent’s guide for The Dying Religion.

#unhingedpit

GIDEON THE NINTH x BUFFY

SHE'S A VAMPIRE SLAYER WHO HAD TO DRAG THE VAMPIRE LADY WHO BIT HER ACROSS TWO COUNTRIES FOR A VAMPIRISM CURE, BUT THEY FELL INTO A CONFLICT BETWEEN WARRING FACTIONS & WAIT, DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE SEXY BLOOD DRINKING-

#UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q

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IDLE OF A PSYCHOPOMP

AITA for taking my baby daughter on a walk?

To be fair to my wife, I simply forgot to mention it. And besides, I wasn't actually going to tell her, well, considering I needed my baby for…insurance. Scouting out a guarded forest is dangerous work after all.
#UnhingedPit #Q #T

🩸 Symptoms of moonfever may include:

• Unnatural strength
• Heightened senses
• Overwhelming thirst for blood
• Prolonged visions of murder

💊 If you experience the voice of an eldritch, malevolent god urging you to kill, please consult a healthcare professional.

#UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

#UnhingedPit meme dump for ALICE & THE AFTERLIFE 👻

Who needs an office job when you can clean haunted houses instead?
📅 20 days holiday
💰 Pension
👻 Hauntings & ghostly possession
🦷 Free dental

#querying #paranormal

a group of people are walking up a set of stairs . ALT: a group of people are walking up a set of stairs .

Instead of the two Practical Magic aunts in a beautiful seaside Victorian raising their nieces, it’s two sisters visiting their older sister and her fiancée in a cozy forest cottage on holidays

#UnhingedPit #A #F #R #LGBT #Q

😍😍😍

Confidently, I can say none of these lot are getting raptured today.
"They're a 10 but..." SNOWDROPS & STONES Edition
Featuring:
🥀Star-Crossed Lovers
🥀Messy Families
🥀Lovers to Enemies
🥀Class Divide
🥀Monsters & Horror Vibes
🥀Dystopian Fantasy
#UnhingedPit #NA #F #R #AG