Didn’t someone say something like It will be sucking so bad that you’ll get tired of the sucking?
That headline? Chef’s kiss perfection
An homage to Swift? Brilliant research design? Idk, but she’s not wrong.
That was bad, but you could have done worse by observing that he hemmed before he hawed.
You’re not wrong. But that’s where we are, so we’ve got to embrace it.
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Stephen Miller
Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu
May you all rot in Hell.
Speedily and in our day.
Fixing the headline:
GOP Congressman Doesn’t Belong in American Society
www.huffpost.com/entry/andy-o...
“YOUR HORRIBLE QUESTIONS ARE CAUSING THE MARKET CRASH”
-AG Bondi, probably
Happy sine die to all who celebrate. #OrLeg
Evergreen skeet right there. Maybe for only a few more years; maybe for the rest of my goddamned life.
Very cool. Thanks for the detail. (Cue the rage from the cult of death in 3…2…)
Sure. And while it’s maybe academic, which one is which?
If it walks like a war, talks like a war, and kills like a war, then it’s a war.
Wait. That’s not quite right.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Well, it *is* a strategy, so there’s that.
But they said “respectfully,” which, at DOJ, is either a reverse uno card or a CalvinBall permission slip.
That is such an insult to free jazz adherents. It’s not my jam, but it’s got integrity and requires a deep level of mastery.
Wankers like Rubio mastered bootlicking and nothing else.
Normally, I oppose. But who could possibly object?
Ignoble Piece of Shit Prize.
Give it to him.
No one is talking about the erasure of the jalapeño pepper. A spicy chili pepper has been replaced by supermarket gutlessness.
We need real chilis, not a gutless facsimile. Keep it spicy!
Today’s legislative shenanigans by the Oregon Democratic so-called mod caucus marked a new low for corporate democrats. Screwing consumers is not going to look good on your permanent records. We made you take that vote for a reason. We watched, and we will not forget. #OrLeg
But we can’t have a warrant EVERY time. And really do we need one anytime?
Why do you hate America, bro?
Alternative Homan: It’s a Kavanaugh stop, not racial profiling.
Rejecting cosmopolitanism? The rootless kind? I wonder what he means by that?
Mazel tov. Ish.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Okay. How are we going to try this case?”
Yesterday’s temporary restraining order Judge Michael Simon, USDC Oregon.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
That dream gets 0 stars, obvs.
If it’s news to Oregonians, it’s no longer in the Washington Post. #iykyk
A win.