Alda J. Maris

That would be hysterical 🤣🤣 although the age gap might creep her out.

jasper looking at her ex bf next door instead of being on time for her sister's wedding

a tumblr post that says the adventures of loverboy and hatergirl

headline: everyone goes through breakups. here's why mine is the saddest and worst.

fuck, why is My ex-boyfriend who i think might still hate me. so attractive

What if your SISTER was getting MARRIED and didn't tell you that your EX from 10 years ago was COMING and now you are going to be NEXT DOOR to him for a whole week in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE? OH and your BREAKUP was really MESSY and full of FAMILY DRAMA!

#unhingedpit #q #a #r #u

Fallout-style poster BE HAPPY. BE PRODUCTIVE. BEHAVE. 🎙️ Feeling trapped in endless work cycles? 📋 Exhausted from mandatory compliance? 🚨 Ready to break free… but afraid of the consequences? ✅ There’s a better way! Introducing SCAVENGEROPRAM™ The revolutionary mindset reset that helps you embrace your assigned role with 110% enthusiasm! ⚠️ WARNING: Some users report unexpected urges to: ❌ Question authority 🔥 Ignite rebellions 💘 Fall in love with fellow insurgents SCAVENGEROPRAM™ Because freedom is overrated. 🧬 Side effects may include revolution. Use only as directed.

Me: Hey, you awake?

Husband: Oh no.

Me: What if I did my #unhingedpit post like it’s set in a Fallout universe?

Husband: It’s midnight.

Me: *Opens Canva app while grinning maniacally.*

#YA #Q #T #DYS #SF #ANWH

Now if only Charlotte Dobre could read this on YouTube… *manifesting*

#UnhingedPit #A #H #Q #VillainPOV

That’s like my favorite Barbie movie too! Now I need this version 😍

A still of Preminger from Barbie Princess and the Pauper holding a mock book cover for What Bleeds Beneath by Anna Hirsch

What if Barbie's Princess and the Pauper was a dark, bloody romantasy? Don't worry, I already wrote it.

#UnhingedPit #F #R #Q

EARLY MAGIC
#UnhingedPit #Q #YA #F

LOVE, LIES, AND LETTING GO
Nellie’s newly jobless, broke, and asked to be in her BFF's $$$ wedding party. Oh, and her ex-work rival, Miles, is in the wedding too. She’s totally, perfectly fine though 😰
Life can be a real b****! #UnhingedPit #agentsguide 📌 #amquerying #wf w/ #r

These Mortal Woes: If Twilight, Euphoria Season 1, and Misery became a thruple, then had a baby that grew up and had to unpack all their trauma.
#unhingedpit #A #H #Q

The lowercase word "book" in a fancy serif font. That is all.

#UnhingedPit #SF #LGBT #R #Q

#YA #F #W #SupernaturalRomance #UnhingedPit

Here is one last minute post.

My goal in life is to turn FORGET ME NOT to be as cute and viscous as these cats are 😌😼😸 #monsters #magic #gods and #human nature at its best/worst…what could go wrong?

This snippet will live rent free in my mind for the foreseeable future 💚

Thanks @jademasonwrites.bsky.social for the fun prompt.

Here is my bingo card and #snippets from 2 MS. Sorry, they turned out kind of long. Not good at cutting words, but I’m a work in progress 😅

#writingcommunity #writesky #writer #snippet

Also tagging: @itinerantginger.bsky.social

This is soooo good! One of those lines that would make it to Book-quotes on Goodreads ☺️

Hey #writingcommunity, drop line 8 from page 187 of your MS & tag 3 friends! Here's mine:

#revspirations #writer #darkfantasy

Tagging: @nessamoulay.bsky.social @airjoshb.bsky.social @prahajess.bsky.social

ALT: reddish textured background with a vintage key in the center. The following white text overlaid: THIS MURDER NIGHT AT HOTEL ADAIR. By RJ Hawthorne

ALT: reddish textured background with a vintage marquee scroll at the top, framing the word PITCH. White text underneath.

ALT: reddish textured background with a vintage marquee scroll at the top, framing the word COMPS. There are pictures of The Handyman Method by Nick Cutter and Andrew Sullivan, Scream 2, At Dead of Night, and My Heart is a Chainsaw by Stephen Graham Jones. Midway down is another vintage marquee scroll at the top, framing the word TROPES. In a bulleted list: Horror Movie Rules & Final Girl References; Platonic Heartbreak; Psychological Horror (or is it?); OCD, Chronic Pain, and Asexual representation; Sentient & Hungry Hotel; Let the bodies hit the floor

ALT: reddish textured background with a vintage marquee scroll at the top, framing the word FIRST PAGE. There’s a picture of old paper with black text on it.

Introducing an agent's guide to
MURDER NIGHT AT HOTEL ADAIR, my The Shining meets Scream #A #H project.

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At Hotel Adair, the rooms are luxurious, the deaths are creative, and the check-out time is non-negotiable.
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Especially after finishing edits which can be very consuming, a nice break is definitely needed!

You know he is the one when he brings you coffee and food every morning. #amwriting #MS #speculative #fiction #NA

Why is that show so addicting? I watched the whole season 3 so fast and I didn’t realized how many episodes they got 😳. I found myself way too invested in the couples. Haven’t watched any new season cause I’m scared of getting hooked again 😅

All the time. Today was my first day back to writing in a while and i felt like I have a purpose again lol.

I feel like I haven’t been on here in forever! I blame my day job that’s been killing me lately, sucking all my creativity dry😩

Here is a dream book cover I just made of my current WIP to gain some of that motivation back 🩵

#writingcommunity #amwriting #bookcover #WIP

In love with all the visuals and the premise!! 🤩🤩🤩

🩸THE BLOODMARKED DAUGHTERS🩸

Beware of the Silence Woods
Beware the Blood of the Wicked hidden within.

#questpit #YA #NA #F #Dark #DualPOV

#QuestPit #YA #F #Q

Early Magic: Two witches. A portal. And lots of homework. Also a hot vet. And a perfect pair of Prada boots.
"Clueless meets The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina"

What a unique and intriguing concept! Beautiful art too!

~Agent’s Guide~

🩸THE BLOODMARKED DAUGHTERS🩸

“Shtrig, shtrig, where do you run?
Towards the forest, screeching as one.
Shtrig, shtrig, where do you sleep?
With worms and snakes, in a cave so deep.”

#questpit #YA #NA #F #Dark #DualPOV

Coming this Fall

Uncover wicked magic, vengeful heroines, & darkness beneath the surface of enchanted worlds in an #anthology of crooked #fairytales

Be warned, this is✨Not Your Ever After✨

Read about each story & get the newsletter here notyoureverafter.carrd.co

💙📚 #QuestPit #W #A #F #SF #SFF 🧵