sleepy case

this wasn’t suppose to be a response

i agree with you but i also never expected to read these words in that order

i’ve gotta be honest. i don’t care for mr. mime. i don’t care if he’s ash’s stepdad

he is a week old on my leg

encountered an ethereal beauty of a woman i may never be the same

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

AWESOME i was telling cas i wanna cosplay Asuma real bad

kakashi body pillow

i wanna go see more movies in theaters but i don’t wanna go alone every time and i have no interest in dating. i need to find a companion

i had been thinking of tossing a “he” back in the pronoun mix and then i had an interaction with a man so awful i remembered why i cannot relate to them

there’s only one gender now and it’s naruto

wait. what the fuck.

it was almost the exact same movie just with more gore

it was the same fuckin movie

wait a second

Bring Her Back had the exact ending Heretic did

i wanna do Jojo pose photoshoots with friends

i deleted instagram off my phone again and i already feel less stressed. i wish the internet was still fun and not just full of bad news and arguing lmao

Bret Spencer getting makeup done for Data star trek

Father forgive them for they know not of Lore

lately my favorite struggle meal is just a bag of frozen veggies steamed in the microwave with a bunch of steak seasoning on it

i just eat that shit with a spoon it slaps

classic

got your ass again, aunt fritzy

i heard it’s just one guy

Past Won't Leave My Bed

holy shit - joji continues dropping the most heartbreaking and beautiful songs

if i met an alien in real life i would try to get it to smoke a cigarette with me

the secretary of health practically sprinted from the room as soon as a medical emergency occurred. Trump stared at him like a creature in a zoo with absolutely zero emotion. i genuinely believe if someone died in front of him he would feel nothing aside from mild annoyance

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

the woman checking me out said the words “one piece” and i started sweating like i was going through withdrawal trying not to make a joke

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

20 minutes after getting a tattoo

“why tf does my leg hurt”