Waffles the Virginia Opossum

Just a little bonus Mama showed me. My adult sibling, holding me, when I was a teensy baby! I was like a little mouse!

Mama and Dad just had to do that, but the car place gave her a loaner. The funny thing is, since she is a stay-at-home-opossum-mom, she never used the loaner. Dad took my human sibling's car to work. And they delivered Mom's and Dad's cars back to us and drove their loaner back! Enjoy your week off!

Absolutely!!!!

You're the BEST! I'm working on it, for sure! And your day and whole week is going to be better. I'm sending you lots of happy opossum energy! 💙💙💙💙💙

Right, Dopamine? You get it! Thank you for being here for me! Snuggles, boops, and slubs to you, to make your day better. 💙💙💙💙💙

Hahaha! I'll scoot my tail through my poop and make a stinky trail (and a stinky tail)! 😂

Teeheehee! But you and Mama love me! 💙💙💙💙💙

Well, yeah. I know. And she already did a lot today. She left me (LEFT ME) to take care of the outside chickens and clean their coop. I'm more important than those strange feathered things. Although, they are a big part of my scrambie eggs every morning.

Right? Humans are so strange. 🫤

YES! Great idea! Thanks! 💙💙💙💙💙

You're no fun! 😂😏

I'll try? Maybe?

Thanks, Jo Ann! I don't think so. Now I have to come up with a plan to get back at her! I have some ideas...😈

Mama gave me a bath today. She said I was stinky. I thought I smelled fabulous! She ruined it all. 😰

😂😈😂😈😂😈

Mama gasped when I let her read that! She told me to tell you to get it anyway and hide it! She lost 85 lbs in 12 months, but now she's gained 10 lbs in 2 months. I kinda like it when she's bigger. Bigger pillows to lay on and more treats!

That's why I'm a big boy! Mama says I have "junk in my trunk!" 😂😂😂 Mama wants treats, but her new insurance won't pay for her Ozempic, so she eats a ton of salads. That's one reason I don't get as many treats. 😰

That's because she's old! Babies and the old ones wear diapers. That makes me think...Mama & Dad should probably start wearing diapers! Heeheehee! 😂 I'm in an evil mood today! Again, more treats would help everyone! Tell Little Bit hi from me! 💙💙💙💙💙

Boo! I'm not a baby! I'm a big boy now that I'm 2! Mama just needs to give me more treats. I can definitely be bribed!

Yeah, I do it when I'm mad at Mama. Then she huffs and puffs about having to clean it up. I just lay in my den and watch her clean it up and laugh. Usually she knows why. I'm not telling her what I'm mad about today! 😏😈

Hmmmm...I haven't tried Mama's tablet yet. She lets my human sibling keep it in their room, since they use it more than we do. Something about college, whatever that is. They complain about it a lot! Glad I don't have to do anything like that. I'd probably 💩 and pee under the bed more often!

😲 I wonder how long mine has been messed up? BlueSky! Fix our stuff, please!

I just discovered today that I can't scroll on any profiles. No, it isn't my cute opossum hands. I had Mama try it, as well. Looks like BlueSky is having some issues. 🤔 Btw, Mama says she'll chat with you soon. She's been super busy (like just now I 💩 and peed under the bed) but she'll chat soon! 💙

Thank you Snails! It was so tasty! Lots of treats and lots of love! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thank you Cat Lady!!!! 💙

Hi Millie!!! Thank you so much! I've been getting special scritches and treats all day long. And Mama said I am getting a very, very special treat later! She's probably waiting for Dad to come home from work. He better hurry!

Rich!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! Thank you so, so much! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thank you, Miranda!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thank you, Kate!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thank you so very much, Silvia!!! 💙💙💙💙💙