Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God

“Me, me, Me, me, me, me……”

Good morning.

Clean undies today, please.

No one wants to smell you floating around during the Rapture.

US taxpayers just paid $10M for Trump’s trip to Scotland so he could cut a ribbon on his new golf course, but we “can’t afford” pediatric cancer research.

In addition to being advertisements of one’s racism, xenophobia and fascism-MAGA merch is now an endorsement of pedophilia as well.

This should be a bigger deal, ya'll

Since “Liberation Day” Trump has “liberated” almost $10 trillion in value from the markets.

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

Musk must have offered Hegseth a case of PBR🍺

What's good for the goose...

If you believe all the gold in the United States Bullion Depository at Fort Knox is fake wait until you hear about the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve somewhere in the cloud.

Cartoon by Jesse Duquette

https://www.instagram.com/misterjesseduquette/

Trump begins firings of FAA air traffic control staff just weeks after fatal DC plane crash The Trump administration has begun firing several hundred Federal Aviation Administration employees, upending staff on a busy air travel weekend and just weeks after a fatal mid-air collision in Washi...

Musk will replace them with AI! See, all better now

apnews.com/article/doge...

“He did a great job, I’d definitely recommend him if you need a babysitter” -E. Musk

AP Accuses White House of Violating First Amendment The Associated Press said the White House had blocked its journalists from attending press events because the news agency had not started using the term Gulf of America.

A.P.: “.. It is among the most basic tenets of the First Amendment that the government cannot retaliate against the public or the press for what they say.”

@nytimes.com @apnews.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/b...

This is more believable than trump’s campaign promises to lower grocery and fuel prices.

Out of the hundreds of executive orders signed, how many will lower the price of eggs?

Trump needs to change the topic from his Canada tariff disaster, thus Gaza.

This will hit MAGA particularly hard

Precisely my question

Can I refuse to file federal income tax this year due to “privacy concerns“?

Musk is a private citizen taking control of established government offices. That is not efficiency; that is a coup,” wrote University of Denver political scientist Seth Masket in his Substack newsletter.

“Hegseth upset upon learning he’s not able to get Molson Golden anymore“

so unsurprisingly this whole thing about the mexican troops was fake. congrats to everyone who reported it.

New Tesla, Model 'SS'

President Elon is doing the same to the USA that he did to Twitter, only faster