Hi Hungry I'm Dad

The skeleton key to understanding reactionary conservatism is quite simple: they are scared, all the time, of everything.

Whenever I see a "we the people" sticker on the back of a truck, I just assume they can't count past the 2nd amendment.

I lack the discipline to eat less than 1 sleeve of thin mints at a time.

That's why it won an Oscar.

Me and the wife "save a family, houses can be replaced."

7 yr old: "PLOT TWIST. The family was actually all serial killers with knives and now you have to run for your life but you don't have a house or anything."

On the way home last night, the 7 yr old (f) started playing the would you rather game. Started out normal woth questions like "would you rather never have McDonald's or Starbucks". then...

7 yr old "would you rather have a train hit your house and lose everything in it... or save a random family?"

Saw a man, topping out at 5'5, 120 lbs, wearing a white t shirt with the left side covered in red. The front said "problem solved."

This. Is. Why. We. Call. Them. Nazis.

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

Is this my new favorite ice cream? Strong possibility, a true contender.

Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight.

I think this cartoon sums it up.

I place a framed picture for the holidays behind other decorations at my parents' house. 2 hours later, Mom still hasn't seen it.

#buzzyourgirlfriendwoof

It's hard to explain why the Patriots are this bad, other than terrible coaching.

The #newenglandpatriots continue to shoot themselves in the foot with stupid penalties that are indicative of piss poor coaching and a lack of preparation.

I have a 100+ min commute each way 3x a week. So, audiobooks.

I'm not a big horror fan, so didn't read a lot of Stephen King. Recently finished 11.22.63, and now at the end of Fairy Tale.

I had no idea what I was missing. None. They are so damn good. Makes me almost look forward to the drive.

The Netflix buffering on the biggest night in their live event history is especially brutal and embarrassing.

1st post.

Fun fact: the "t" in "t-shirt" is actually short for Tyrannosaurus.

Because it has tiny arms.