Charlie Brown

Home is where the mouthguard is.

A lifetime of unprecedented times and somehow potentially being thrown in a concentration camp was the most precedented time of them all.

Does my experience need to be universal to be worthy of value? Asking for a society that values conformity.

People be like DM for details and I’m like, “yeah that’s the Dungeon Master’s job”

Shame was good enough to make me not want to be gay for a huge part of my life, why shouldn’t it stop someone from being a pos?

happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago

Using AI to save time is all fine and dandy I guess, until you remember that the time spent doing some things is what makes them meaningful.

You ever get so caught up in how things should’ve gone that you forget they still happened?

I dunno who needs to hear this but your country is crumbling before your eyes. You don’t need a boyfriend, you need community and conviction.

My bad. I thought it was capitalism, didn’t realize it was cannibalism.

New life motto: if you wanna disrespect me, you’re gonna have to 🦆 me.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the future is gay

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again… they can threaten depression all they want, we don’t have to let people starve if we just don’t want to…

Something anyone who watches security footage knows about me, is that anytime I’m alone in an elevator is SHOWTIME baby 🕺🏼 🪩 🎉

Do a silly one! (Talking to the government)

What do you have to lose? Everything?

Well if that’s not worth fighting for, I don’t know what is.

E-scooters have gotten so popular in Seattle, I just know some tech company is about to invent walking.

Is this you owning me??? 🫣

Not to sound crazy or anything but do people know that you don’t have to OWN things?

My dog coming to sniff me when I get home gives big surveillance state vibes.

If you understand why, in the MCU, multiple timelines dying out is a massive existential problem, then you understand the importance of diversity and why only villains seek to remove it.

The TikTok ban gave the energy of a day when it’s super foggy out and you can’t see anything and all you can think of is how this was all probably so they could change the batteries on all the birds.

The way having an English, Spanish keyboard has significantly increased my phone experience…

I recall conversations about how “Rent” aged badly. Yet 30 years later, we’re dealing with an almost identical set of issues.

Can’t afford rent, threats against poor communities, rise of deadly diseases, and efforts to replace reality with technology - all in the name of appeasing investors.

The world isn’t going to end because you don’t meet that deadline or do that report. It’s going to end because you have to meet that deadline or do that report instead of stopping the world from ending.

It is very important to me that I not be rushed or placed under pressure. I’ll do it to myself thank you very much.

I never know the proper swipe options for any given app I’m on, but one thing is for certain: No matter which way I swipe, it’s gonna be an ad.

One of the strangest things about people talking about the economy taking a hit and it’s real life effects on people is the part where people act like we can’t just choose to not let people die just because rich people are not as rich today as they were yesterday.

I left my job as a senior manager of multimillion dollar residential properties this year and recently got a job serving part time.

My part time serving job’s average pay rate after tips is about the same as my “highly competitive” and very exploitative management job was. Make it make sense pls 🤪

Based on some of my real life activities, I really feel like I should be better at Pac-Man.