she does exist btw
hey guys have you seen my wife ? i haven’t seen her for a few days
i love scrubs, it’s about a guy just like me who is also named JD except his stands for John Dorian and mine stands for Jiant Dickhead
madame web wasn’t that bad, guys
well i wear contacts so
okay, good.
hello, how long have you had an account here
siri how do i get lip stick stains out of suede upholstery
anyone else ever wondered why there isn’t a LA-Z-GIRL ?
okay. good.
know any good furniture stores
other vice presidents are fine, but i am definitely the sub in this relationship
hey guys yes we want to end fair elections but let me tell you why that’s a good thing and very relatable: i will get super rich like mega rich dude way richer than i am now that’s for sure
i’m running for vice president which basically means i’ve applied to be trump’s little bitch
except of course for my wife who is real
guys tim walz has something i’ve never experienced before in my life: a loving family
hey everyone please see this statement from me and my wife (who exists)
i also will not stand up for my wife but i do love her and she is totally real
so i will not stand up against racism, but i will admit that my wife (who exists) makes me horny
from for former never trumper, let me just say that having my juicy tush squeezed by my horny older boss every morning has been the highlight of signing onto this campaign for me
what does USA even stand for am i right
omg robert no way i havent seen you since that time when you accidentally poured your drink on me! good times
me, J.D. Vance
my lawyer friend was telling me about this
they said you can’t profit off the presidency but they didnt say anything about the vice presidency
which cover should i use
guys i’m starting a podcast
hello, how long have you had an account here
should i go with the red or the yellow
hey guys it’s jd vance
